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First experience with paper straws at a restaurant
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:47 pm
At a Flori-Bama area restaurant and I order a margarita on the rocks and the dman thing comes with a paper straw... There are multiple fricking boats cruising the harbor proudly and predominantly flying Maga/Trump flags on their masts and this commie joint serves me a damn mixed drink a paper straw.
But I digress...
Needless to say, it was a compete and total disaster.
Damn thing was soggy after 2 sips and it felt like I had paper towels in my mouth after half the drink.
By the end of the meal, the damn thing literally was bent in three places and whn picked up sagged like a limp noodle.
Should have seen the kids trying to drink.. You know people which usually bite and chew and bend their straws.... Not this time!
Oh no, they couldn't even drink out of them after half the meal because they had bent them and they wouldn't go back to normal and they were soggy water-logged notebook paper mounds.
I got up to leave and loudly said how absolutly and monumentally stupid the idea of paper straws were and that an entire group of morons have devolved society based on 1 photo of a turtle with a straw in its head.
Then loudly stated that the US contributed only 5% of the plastic in the ocean and recycled more than anyone else on earth at our own expense.
I was livid. Yet another monumentally dumb, counter productive, anti-civilation advancing "cause" by the idiot left.
They truly are the dumbest people on Earth.
"Let's ruin our way of life because feelings and communism!"
But I digress...
Needless to say, it was a compete and total disaster.
Damn thing was soggy after 2 sips and it felt like I had paper towels in my mouth after half the drink.
By the end of the meal, the damn thing literally was bent in three places and whn picked up sagged like a limp noodle.
Should have seen the kids trying to drink.. You know people which usually bite and chew and bend their straws.... Not this time!
Oh no, they couldn't even drink out of them after half the meal because they had bent them and they wouldn't go back to normal and they were soggy water-logged notebook paper mounds.
I got up to leave and loudly said how absolutly and monumentally stupid the idea of paper straws were and that an entire group of morons have devolved society based on 1 photo of a turtle with a straw in its head.
Then loudly stated that the US contributed only 5% of the plastic in the ocean and recycled more than anyone else on earth at our own expense.
I was livid. Yet another monumentally dumb, counter productive, anti-civilation advancing "cause" by the idiot left.
They truly are the dumbest people on Earth.
"Let's ruin our way of life because feelings and communism!"
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Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:50 pm to Jack Ruby
I had my first experience a couple weeks back. The paper straws suck. I commented to my wife. That was it.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:51 pm to Jack Ruby
What a whiner. Amirite!
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:51 pm to Jack Ruby
Sipping a margarita through a straw.
Cool way to let everyone know you are gay.
And, none of this happened.
Cool way to let everyone know you are gay.
And, none of this happened.
This post was edited on 5/27/19 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:52 pm to Jack Ruby
How about, just dont use a straw at all and drink like man first did from a cup?
This post was edited on 5/27/19 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:52 pm to Jack Ruby
I actually got served a weird arse recycled straw on the opposite end of the spectrum. This thing was a mix between cardboard and wood.
Trying to get a drink through it was so hard I thought I was going to have either a stroke or an aneurysm, wasn't sure which. After a couple of tries I tossed it and drank straight from the cup.
Trying to get a drink through it was so hard I thought I was going to have either a stroke or an aneurysm, wasn't sure which. After a couple of tries I tossed it and drank straight from the cup.
This post was edited on 5/27/19 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:54 pm to FightnBobLafollette
quote:
Sipping a margarita through a straw.
The point of the OP went completely over your head I see. Congrats.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:55 pm to FightnBobLafollette
quote:
Cool way to let everyone know you are gay.
quote:
FightnBobLafollette
Ole bob thinks he found a friend.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:56 pm to Jack Ruby
Back in October, I went to visit a buddy in Boulder Creek, CA. We went to a concert in San Fran and they had the paper straws.
What really got me laughing about the absurdity of it all is that the drinks were in plastic cups.
What really got me laughing about the absurdity of it all is that the drinks were in plastic cups.
This post was edited on 5/27/19 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 5/27/19 at 10:57 pm to Jack Ruby
Paper straws are absolute garbage. I had one in an airport not too long ago. Couldn't believe how bad it was. Tossed that shite in the trash and just took the top off and drank out the cup
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:02 pm to Pelican fan99
Pasta straws are awesome
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:06 pm to Homesick Tiger
quote:
The point of the OP went completely over your head I see. Congrats.
You keep telling yourself that.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:08 pm to stuntman
quote:
What really got me laughing about the absurdity of it all is that the drinks were in plastic cups.
Is that more absurd than not knowing plastic can be recycled?
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:08 pm to Jack Ruby
Lighten up Francis
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:13 pm to Tiger in NY
quote:
How about, just dont use a straw at all and drink like man first did from a cup?
I'm getting to where cold hurts my teeth. Straw helps.
I'm Maga as frick, Have hair on my chest and my arse (longer than the hair on my head). My wife makes me sandwiches and swallows my cum.
I am a man god dammit.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:14 pm to Jack Ruby
How do you get the salt taste if you sip through a straw?
Unless you're Milton from Office Space, "I said no salt on my Margarita, no salt!"
Unless you're Milton from Office Space, "I said no salt on my Margarita, no salt!"
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:20 pm to Jack Ruby
They wouldn’t be doing that shite if this guy was still around.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:23 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Disney has obviously gone to paper straws. Was there this weekend. Paper straws at every location.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:25 pm to FightnBobLafollette
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Is that more absurd than not knowing plastic can be recycled?
Then why the mandate on paper straws?
God damn.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 11:34 pm to FightnBobLafollette
You are a moron. Missed the point of the OP 
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