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TotalPotato
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Federal crime for dummies
Please DO NOT COMMIT a federal crime, but if you must.....

[1] Do not take a selfie while committing a federal crime. There is an annoying thing called evidence might help federal agencies get a conviction.

[2] Do not take a video while commit a federal crime. Once again that annoying thing called evidence.

[3] Do not live stream while commit a federal crime.

[4] Do not tweet about it while in the act of committing on.

[5] Do not pose for photos with stolen merchandise from federal buildings.

[6] Do not try to sell stolen merchandise obtained as a result of a crime from a federal building on eBay and other platforms.

[7] Do not post photos, videos of federal crimes committed on facebook, parler or twitter.

So what constitutes a federal crime (for the numb nuts who do not get it) :

[1] Unauthorized and violent entry of federal building armed with tactical gear, zip ties, molotov coctails. It is terrorism. Duh!

[2] Intimidating or threatening US senators and congressmen. Remember they are elected representatives of some region of the US and therefore deserves your respect. Duh!

[3] Insurrection! Duh!
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Schmelly
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re: Federal crime for dummies
TL/DR

[1] Claim to be a liberal and OMB = FREE TO RAPE AND PILLAGE

/Tutorial


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lsu480
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re: Federal crime for dummies
8. Be Black


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reverendotis
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re: Federal crime for dummies
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Remember they are elected representatives of some region of the US and therefore deserves your respect. 


No, people earn my respect and I expect them to require me to earn theirs. As such, I behave respectfully to people whose respect I value.

These people are our fricking employees, nothing more and nothing less. They won a popularity contest in some distant place that means nothing to me. I owe them nothing and neither do you.


TotalPotato
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2018
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re: Federal crime for dummies
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These people are our fricking employees


True

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They won a popularity contest in some distant place


Part of your country. You can go live there, work there, visit there and enjoy without needing permission for anyone. That sir is a privilege.

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that means nothing to me. I owe them nothing and neither do you.


They work to govern this great land. Now politically we might all differ but what binds us is much more than what divides us.

Intimidating, threatening, hurting someone is never right.


mmcgrath
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New Jersey
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re: Federal crime for dummies
8 Don't wear your employee badge with your name on it.
9. If you are an easily recognizable Olympic athlete, don't wear your Olympic jacket signifying your sport to the riot.
10. If you have an ex who has a grudge, just don't...


ashleymeggan
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re: Federal crime for dummies
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8 Don't wear your employee badge with your name on it.
9. If you are an easily recognizable Olympic athlete, don't wear your Olympic jacket signifying your sport to the riot.
10. If you have an ex who has a grudge, just don't...



On GOD.


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reverendotis
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re: Federal crime for dummies
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That sir is a privilege.


No sir, that is our right and not one derived from man's hand.

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what binds us is much more than what divides us.


You would have my agreement a long time ago. Not anymore.

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Intimidating, threatening, hurting someone is never right.


When I'm harmed, I harm back. Violence isn't the first solution but it is a solution. Leaders need to be reminded of this once in a while.


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TallulahtheTiger
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Member since Dec 2016
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re: Federal crime for dummies
Well, if there is anything we know for sure, a preponderence of these two-bit putschists are indeed dummies.

I long ago foreswore watching politics as entertainment, mainly because the news just seems so unremittingly grim. But i'm sure going to enjoy these next few weeks watching Magatrash get perp-walked & brought to book. And then the next 4 years watching the hammer of Biden's Justice Department drop on all these neo-Nazis & militia wackos that have more or less operated with impunity up to now. The jig is about to be up for these guys.


Westbank111
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re: Federal crime for dummies
GFY


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But i'm sure going to enjoy these next few weeks watching Magatrash get perp-walked & brought to book. And then the next 4 years watching the hammer of Biden's Justice Department drop on all these neo-Nazis & militia wackos that have more or less operated with impunity up to now. The jig is about to be up for these guys.


Please give us plenty of examples of all “neo-Nazis & militia wackos that have more or less operated with impunity up to now.” that far outweigh the dimwhited, excuse making Marxist BLM activists that get a free pass by the main stream because of some shite that happen over half a century ago.


ninthward
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re: Federal crime for dummies
is this blm’s play book?


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TallulahtheTiger
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re: Federal crime for dummies
I talking about the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, the 3 Percenters, the Patriot Prayer & the Boogaloo Boys & all those other groups that like to play fake-soldier & cause mayhem. If there is 1 thing we can count on after the failure of this slapdash insurrection, far-right domestic terrorism is about to be treated with the same level of seriousness as radical Islamic terrorism.


ninthward
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Member since May 2007
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antifa and blm are the real terrorists

you drama queen


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redeye
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re: Federal crime for dummies
And if you do commit a federal offense, own up to it! Prisons are full of criminals who are "innocent" already.


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geaux88
LSU Fan
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
15132 posts

re: Federal crime for dummies
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Please DO NOT COMMIT a federal crime, but if you must.....

[1] Do not take a selfie while committing a federal crime. There is an annoying thing called evidence might help federal agencies get a conviction.

[2] Do not take a video while commit a federal crime. Once again that annoying thing called evidence.

[3] Do not live stream while commit a federal crime.

[4] Do not tweet about it while in the act of committing on.

[5] Do not pose for photos with stolen merchandise from federal buildings.

[6] Do not try to sell stolen merchandise obtained as a result of a crime from a federal building on eBay and other platforms.

[7] Do not post photos, videos of federal crimes committed on facebook, parler or twitter.

So what constitutes a federal crime (for the numb nuts who do not get it) :

[1] Unauthorized and violent entry of federal building armed with tactical gear, zip ties, molotov coctails. It is terrorism. Duh!

[2] Intimidating or threatening US senators and congressmen. Remember they are elected representatives of some region of the US and therefore deserves your respect. Duh!

[3] Insurrection! Duh!


....Unless you're a sniveling indoctrinated uneducated piece of shite buttfrick soy infused pussyfart (TotalPotato) Constitution hating, Pelosi piss diaper huffing, Maxine Waters arse licking, city burning, true piece of fricking filth....in which case, you can get away with everything.


TotalPotato
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2018
92 posts

re: Federal crime for dummies
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....Unless you're a sniveling indoctrinated uneducated piece of shite buttfrick soy infused pussyfart (TotalPotato) Constitution hating, Pelosi piss diaper huffing, Maxine Waters arse licking, city burning, true piece of fricking filth....in which case, you can get away with everything.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Very eloquent.


TotalPotato
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2018
92 posts

re: Federal crime for dummies
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far-right domestic terrorism is about to be treated with the same level of seriousness as radical Islamic terrorism.


It should be treated the same way. Crime should be punished.....no matter who does it.


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geaux88
LSU Fan
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
15132 posts

re: Federal crime for dummies
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TotalPotato


Confirmed. Sniveling indoctrinated uneducated pussyfart bubble dwelling fart sniffing Prius driving troll.

Oh!

Real Americans can do that as well.


TotalPotato
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2018
92 posts

re: Federal crime for dummies
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uneducated


Earned two masters degrees from LSU (Engineering & Computer Science).

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indoctrinated


Not really. But yes some on this board like yourself are really really entertaining. I am in it just for fun.





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Prius driving.


Prius is a really good car! It will cut your gas bill in half.

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troll

Guilty as charged. :-)


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