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Do any of you folks know the Bible? Like have a reasonable understanding of it?

Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:04 pm
Posted by LatinTiger30
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:04 pm
There’s an observation I’ve made between Israel and Judea and America. Both are divided nations and if you understand the Bible, you will understand what happens to Israel. Jesus is the answer if you’re wondering about restoration.
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5704 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:07 pm to
I read in there once it’s better to cum on the ground than in a whore.
Posted by Tigers2010a
Member since Jul 2021
3627 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:10 pm to
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I read in there once it’s better to cum on the ground than in a whore.


Reminds me of that quote about rotting in hell for eternity versus basking in paradise.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57704 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:14 pm to
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I read in there once it’s better to cum on the ground than in a whore.


She wasn’t a whore and God killed him for that act.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:16 pm to
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I read in there once it’s better to cum on the ground than in a whore.


If she is on the rag and you shared the same chair, you’ll be toasty for eternity
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:19 pm to
Posted by BrianKellyTiger
Númenor
Member since Sep 2022
58 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:20 pm to
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I read in there once it’s better to cum on the ground than in a whore.


How about if you come in the whore while wearing a condom, and then that condom is thrown on the ground?
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9542 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:22 pm to
What if the whore...or another where accosted the said used condom and used that along with a turkey baster to impregnate herself.

And then if that whore were ti get an abortion, that would definitely be a sin!
Posted by BrianKellyTiger
Númenor
Member since Sep 2022
58 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:31 pm to
Not if the condom was thrown on the ground first, duh!
Posted by Guntersville
Member since Sep 2022
80 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:37 pm to
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There’s an observation I’ve made between Israel and Judea and America.


I dont understand, who is Judea and who is Israel in the allegory for America?
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19490 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:39 pm to
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PillPusher


You gonna burn real good.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68293 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:41 pm to
Jesus didn’t come back and save y’all. Just saying.

Now do I mind living around Christians? No. But y’all are second to liberals on the hypocrisy chart.



Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:42 pm to





This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 6:46 pm
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5704 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:44 pm to
Maybe. Maybe not. He asked if anyone knew the Bible. I just provided a verse.

I thought on was on the Religion Board. My bad.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53777 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:45 pm to
Jesus is the answer but news don’t get, they are stuck in the Old Testament!
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9542 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:46 pm to
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Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26067 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:01 pm to
You obviously didn't read between the lines. Judah's son Onan did the former and was struck dead by Yahweh.

By contrast Hosea married a whore and actually bought her back after she was enslaved.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9542 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:03 pm to
But what does that have to do with condoms?
Posted by Guntersville
Member since Sep 2022
80 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:12 pm to
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But y’all are second to liberals on the hypocrisy chart.


Care to explain why you think this?
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26067 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:40 pm to
Rubbers didn't exist back when Scripture was written. They probably fashioned something which served as a "condom" out of leather or sheepskin.
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