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Diversity is our strength: the facts

Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:52 am
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3956 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:52 am
I sense some offensive racial undertones on this board and wanted to remind everyone what makes diversity great by race:

-Indians: cheaper labor costs, allowing companies to grow margins and reinvest retained earnings in other areas.
-Jews: order and access to capital markets. Invented Jesus
-Blacks: sports, bbq, and Jimi Hendrix
-Muslims: oil and anal sex
-Asians: good math skills
-Somalis: excellent maritime navigators

So stop with the generalizations as I demand equalté, liberté, egalité.
This post was edited on 10/3/26 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
93218 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:55 am to
Where's the brothas and sistas?
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
47705 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:59 am to
All people are made in the image of God, however not every culture is equal. We should be promoting the Christian faith and values associated with Christianity, and encouraging all immigrants to America to adopt the same.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198921 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:02 am to
He mentioned Jimi Hendrix by name
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2521 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:03 am to
We SHOULD be but where’s the fun in that
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
11368 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:05 am to
Sorry dude. You can't have any conversation about macro concepts w/o generalizations.

ETA; my bad. Excellent satire. Got me.
This post was edited on 10/3/26 at 10:07 am
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
93218 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:05 am to
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He mentioned Jimi Hendrix by name

That's a single dude!
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
13417 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:06 am to
Don't forget Motown and funk (or Quincy Jones and George Clinton if you will).

George is 85 and still funky by-the-way, a true American treasure.
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
4110 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:14 am to
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culture


Does culture just appear out of the ether or do people create it?

quote:

immigrants to America


All immigration should be halted.

Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
Member since Mar 2009
94178 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:19 am to
immigration served its purpose up until early 1900's. not needed after that. too many people here now.

the 1965 immigration act should have never been passed. now you see why. we imported the 3rd world, shite cultures and shite religions.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
47705 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:32 am to
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Does culture just appear out of the ether or do people create it?
People create it. It's why I said we should promote the Christian faith and encourage others to adopt it and the values (and culture) it promotes.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198921 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:33 am to
But he could shred
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3956 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:34 am to
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People create it. It's why I said we should promote the Christian faith and encourage others to adopt it and the values (and culture) it promotes.
Should I make a white bullet point and list Jesus as it’s defining contribution or should that be under Jews?
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
16426 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:39 am to
Western European Whites - Responsible for 99% of every technological advancement known to man. Responsible for dragging the rest of the world into the modern age, kicking and screaming at times. Literally every single piece of dirt they’ve stepped on was made the better for it. The true masters of the world.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46968 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:40 am to
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-Muslims: oil and goat sex


FIFY
Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
5523 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:40 am to
Why does the bullet point need to be white?

And the answer is Jesus.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60806 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:41 am to
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All people are made in the image of God

The Mormons are gonna label you a heretic if you say this
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
93218 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:43 am to
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But he could shred

Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
5523 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:46 am to
quote:

The Mormons are gonna label you a heretic if you say this
One of my favorite Southpark episodes.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
39999 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:47 am to
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Muslims: oil and anal sex
Shouldn't this be broken down a little better; like break out Somalians?
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