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cajunangelle
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Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste


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GumboPot
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
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Procter & Gamble is making similar changes across its hundreds of brands, with Tide now promising to make your whites blacker and Mr. Clean being removed from packages for looking too much like a skinhead.


This actually believable.



FooManChoo
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
With all the crazy in this country, it's a good time for the Bee.


cajunangelle
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
I am thinking they get their ideas from the bee. Loreal did stop using the word whitening for their whitening creams.

Toothpaste is racist.


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TigerCoon
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
endorsed by the Cavity Creeps


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Zach
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
Interesting factoid.
In the middle ages in Europe only the rich had access to sugary food and so they developed blacked teeth from decay.
Poor people tried to artificially blacken their teeth in order to look more upper class.


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Bulldogblitz
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
not a Babylonbee.... Memphis breweries have ganged up and decided they are making a black is beautiful stout to honor all the black beer drinkers.

as someone who loves dark beers and stouts, I'm happy... but I am curious if they thought about their target audience.

also, when you look at the employees of these breweries, it appears the only positions a black can hold in Memphis is broom pusher. these breweries ran the SJW flag up the pole early in the month, but it's just lip service.


TigerCoon
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
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Memphis breweries have ganged up and decided they are making a black is beautiful stout to honor all the black beer drinkers.

as someone who loves dark beers and stouts, I'm happy...


You won't like it. It's a stout menthol.


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teke184
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
Is this part of a co-promotion with Kools?


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jatilen
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
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Mr. Clean being removed from packages for looking too much like a skinhead


I'm surprised the media have not yet tried to claim Mr. Clean is a white power symbol like Pepe.


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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste

They are changing this description in the Bible about Jesus.
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; (Revelation 1:14).


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MidWestGuy
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
How tone deaf! Where's the RAINBOW tooth paste? They must be (fill-in-the-blank)-phobic.


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The Maj
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
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black is beautiful stout to honor all the black beer drinkers.


Is it coming in 40's?


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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
Babylon Bee is absolute gold. The headlines can stand alone by themselves but the articles are hilarious as well.

from the article
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"Our new blackening toothpaste will remove up to 96% of toxic whiteness," said a company spokesperson. "Now, when you smile at someone at the grocery store and they see your completely black mouth, they'll know that you care about equality. Well, I mean, if you're not wearing a mask. Which would mean you don't care about equality and want grandma to die. Well, except if it's at a BLM protest, because then, having no mask is fine. Well, except..." This went on for a while.
This post was edited on 6/30 at 11:31 am


The Maj
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re: Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste
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Babylon Bee is absolute gold.


What is so great about living in these times and being on a message board is you never know if it is the Bee or an actual "news" source...


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