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re: California Will Allow Human Composting After Death to Combat Climate Change

Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:30 pm to
I kinda like the tree pod idea, I think its European, maybe a couple of Italians that came up with that.
Posted by GhostOfFreedom
Member since Jan 2021
11703 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:00 pm to
Didn't they compost bodies in Water World?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12874 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:05 pm to
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Being staked out in the ocean as fish food would be more environmentally friendly...

This. I’m thinking the Santa Monica Pier would be a perfect place to tie coral to the ankles of corpses and feed the crabs.

Crabs have to eat too. Well fed crabs are better tasting crabs.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7494 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:05 pm to
Sounds good to me. Watched a YouTube video on it and it wasn’t bad. Couple of states already allow it. We already have green burials. As an Auburn fan, I would love to have a cup of my compost put on a Toomers Oak.

YouTube Link
This post was edited on 9/22/22 at 2:10 pm
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
6984 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:14 pm to
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Being staked out in the ocean as fish food would be more environmentally friendly...



after seeing some meth'ed out bums... I would hate to eat a fish that has been in that food chain...
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:24 pm to
I think it is a good idea. I would like to just be buried in the ground, no coffin, no cremation
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7494 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:25 pm to
Just wait until fans find out their composted bodies can be used on their favorite teams field. Ignore the climate part of this and just think about the other possibilities.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33185 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:26 pm to
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placing the body inside a long, reusable steel container along with wood chips and flowers to aerate it – allowing microbes and bacteria to break down the remains,” according to the Daily Mail. “One month later, the remains will fully decompose 


This is legit retarded.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14143 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:28 pm to
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What is WRONG with these people???


How much time do you have?

Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
10284 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:28 pm to
It’s been obvious for a very long time they place no value on respect or life/ death
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33185 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:28 pm to
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fans find out their composted bodies can be used on their favorite teams field.


I hereby bequeath my testicular remains to Bryan Dennehy Stadium.
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
7170 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:40 pm to
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after seeing some meth'ed out bums... I would hate to eat a fish that has been in that food chain...


Be careful if you’re ever in Seattle. The sea creatures had detectable levels of drugs in them.

NyQuil Chicken has nothing on Cocaine Salmon
Posted by Pioneer BS 175
Pcola
Member since Jul 2015
1272 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 3:18 pm to
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The law will not take effect until 2027 and follows the states of Washington, Colorado, and Oregon


2027? California will be gone by then at the rate the oceans and the temperature are rising!

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Posted by Herooftheday
Member since Feb 2021
3830 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 3:20 pm to
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You may not agree with the motivation but what is your issue with the process?


Because it says "soil" will be the end product. And it's California. And most of my store produce says California on it. I'm not eating something built from the remains of liberals.

At least in a burial it's not likely to be in my food. It will be in a designated area.

I feel farmers markets will be more competitive with grocery stores in the near future.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45726 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 3:39 pm to
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Why not just landfill the body?
You want Frankenstein? This is how you get Frankenstein.
Posted by Bandit1980
God's Country
Member since Nov 2019
3749 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 3:45 pm to
Every time I read something these ignorant jackass Dems say I let go of a little bit of methane gas, and it reminds me of the smell of a true Dem.
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
5246 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 3:48 pm to
There is a market for this bull crap?
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
5438 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 3:51 pm to
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how long before Soylent Green.

Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7287 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 3:55 pm to
Come on atleast let them throw out the idea of 3rd trimester fetal composting before you start freaking out
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 4:03 pm to
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“One month later, the remains will fully decompose and be turned into soil.”


So the bones are gone in one month?
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