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re: California Will Allow Human Composting After Death to Combat Climate Change

Posted on 9/22/22 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
5246 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 4:03 pm to

Uncle Herschel and Aunt Maggie Sue grew that.

Nope!

This post was edited on 9/22/22 at 4:04 pm
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7287 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 4:58 pm to
The bones will be removed beforehand and turned into wind turbines, keep up
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71524 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 5:04 pm to
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What is WRONG with these people???


Some people will find literally anything to bitch about. This is as good as anything else we do with our bodies when we're dead. Also, why do you give a frick?
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
10144 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 5:39 pm to
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So, in one month, all of the bones will be gone as well?

Riiiiiiight.

What about the teeth?

Will they decompose in just a month?

Seems unlikely.
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
5438 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

What about the teeth?

Will they decompose in just a month?

Seems unlikely.

quote:

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12892 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 7:16 pm to
Soylent Green
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4768 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 7:50 pm to
I am posting this from a drillship off the north coast of Sumatra, Indonesia.

The amount of trash I see in the water out here in unbelievable. You have 300 million people all throwing their garbage into the ocean. Its disgusting. Composting human remains will move the climate change needle 0%
Posted by Csmims
Orange Beach Alabama
Member since Jan 2019
1843 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 7:56 pm to
Blast from the past. The way things are going it may actually be in our future
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26139 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

What is WRONG with these people

What is wrong with people who choose to be sapped of their last vestige of humanity, and have their bodily humors replaced with embalming fluid?

I would prefer decomposing naturally and pushing up poppies and bird-of-paradise flowers.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26139 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:01 pm to
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What about the teeth

The teeth and bones will be of value to future archeologists who can track the progress of human evolution across the eons.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64651 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:01 pm to
Warnock claims they will reduce pollution by fory percent. This might take us to fory two
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:01 pm to
That sucks. The consolation prize to dying holding a coffin sized piece of real estate for eternity.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64651 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:02 pm to
do we spray for smell?
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8374 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:06 pm to
Liberal Californians are really sicko people. They could teach Joe and Hunter Biden a few things about weird.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:48 pm to
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From dust we are and unto dust we will return.


Actually, I would prefer this to being boxed up and buried. Not for any climate hoax reasons, though.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
7020 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:53 pm to
I'm ok with this. The husband of a woman I worked with in Colorado died of cancer at a very young age and was the first person to be turned into fertilizer. The family used it to fertilize trees on their property in remembrance. Frankly I think it should be ok everywhere.
This post was edited on 9/22/22 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Tiger Chemist
Member since Nov 2009
2872 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:56 pm to
I mean…you people like oil. This is one way to make oil a renewable resource whilst getting rid of foreign dependence.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:58 pm to
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Some people will find literally anything to bitch about. This is as good as anything else we do with our bodies when we're dead. Also, why do you give a frick?


Prion disease. That soil just happens to eventually work it's way into agriculture and look out.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71524 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 8:25 am to
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Prion disease.


Posted by hnds2th
Valley of the Sun
Member since May 2019
3033 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:24 am to
Does this mean I can put the body in my trash bin?
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