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re: Business flight fun today.

Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4317 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:16 pm to
Great story.

She asked for it and you delivered. Well done.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2799 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:18 pm to
She resemble?

Posted by LaLadyinTx
Cypress, TX
Member since Nov 2018
6095 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:21 pm to
Your first mistake...talking to another passenger. She could talk and talk and I'd just ignore her and put in my Air Pods. No way I'm offering to show anyone anything on a plane. She could be invisible as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45865 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

I was flying back from Honolulu to DFW in the Summer of 2022. I got separated from my family and took the single seat next to a progressive woman still wearing a mask.

Thank you! Yes, you reminded me, she WAS wearing a mask, except when she talked. It's so much safer for everyone when they pull down the mask to be understood..
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45865 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Your first mistake...talking to another passenger. She could talk and talk and I'd just ignore her and put in my Air Pods. No way I'm offering to show anyone anything on a plane. She could be invisible as far as I'm concerned.
This is almost verbatim what my wife told me when I got home a little while ago.
Posted by HoopsAurora
Member since Apr 2024
114 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

None of this happened.


Less believable than Trump peeing on Russian Hookers? Covid started by a marsupial? Adam Schiff with evidence in his closet? Hunter's laptop? Joe showering/molesting his daughter? Ukraine acting as the worlds largest money laundering washeteria?
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
6968 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

For the entire time I faked a cough every few minutes.


Are you happy now? You probably killed her. Not from a virus, but from fear.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20099 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:41 pm to
That could have been my MIL on the Trump issue. Heehee, glad you were able to mute her, so to speak.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49337 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:48 pm to
Subtle brag that you have a job in this economy.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49337 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:48 pm to
Subtle brag that you have a job in this economy.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
9128 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:09 pm to
OUT Friiiiiiiiggggggiiiiinnnnggggg STANDING!!



Did You Even MENTION The Poli-board?
This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 4:11 pm
Posted by jimmarley
Southeast
Member since May 2020
1528 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:44 pm to
What a surprise! She was flying to Seattle!
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
147516 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:49 pm to
You sure showed that old lady, Patriot!
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7992 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:25 pm to
All I got out of this was that you work for a company that make you fly with the vermin in coach
Posted by FATBOY TIGER
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2016
9065 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

You sure showed that old lady,


Your mom sounds like a bitch.
Posted by Stickmam
Member since May 2024
51 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:47 pm to
Fantastic, bitch slapping libs is the best way to deal with them. ??????
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99298 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:47 pm to
Please be true...
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45865 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Please be true...
It is, and what I said came rolling off my tongue and out of my mouth as easily and as quickly as a fat kid killing off a snickers bar. I owe my ability to quickly and snarkily respond to irritating libs to years of PT training.
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Where I Am
Member since Nov 2011
2529 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:31 pm to
If Damone would have been there, he would have stood up and sassed you something fierce. Because he is a sassy eunuch.
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