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re: Breaking News: NASA warns of impending impact from mass extinction asteroid.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:48 pm to CamdenTiger
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:48 pm to CamdenTiger
quote:That would be a hysterioid, i.e. a radically hysterically insane DemProgFilth lying bitch.
Thought this was a Stacey Abrams joke
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:48 pm to Bass Tiger
Well back to mass quarantine :(
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:49 pm to gmac8604
The last time an asteroid scare happened, the NYTimes and WAPO had a headline about how mass extinction was going to be worse for women and minorities.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:51 pm to Auburn1968
This asteroid is a Whitelash!
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:54 pm to Bass Tiger
frick man
I just got in a good deer lease. frick you asteroid
I just got in a good deer lease. frick you asteroid
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:56 pm to Auburn1968
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The last time an asteroid scare happened, the NYTimes and WAPO had a headline about how mass extinction was going to be worse for women and minorities.
sounds amazing link plz
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:56 pm to MsHoghunter
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A Uranus joke seems appropriate
We can work Uranus into this farce.
NASA scientists have determined the assteroid was strategically and precisely nudge into a trajectory to impact earth by the Klingons. The Klingon’s, who have a known military presence around Youranus had shown little interest in Earth’s bizness but that all changed when Trump whipped that Hilldawg azz and completely upset the cosmic tumblers. The Prog/Dim leftists are appreciative of the Klingon’s efforts to rid earth and the universe of OMB but at the same time are somewhat disappointed they’re also doomed. Senator Schitty Schiff added,
“As dire as this situation may seem we have to collectively understand this means the end of Trump’s reign of terror and as Dims we should be grateful we’re going to experience this monumental event in Earth’s history.”
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:57 pm to Bass Tiger
I’ll let Harry Stamper know, we good
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:58 pm to gmac8604
Does. NOT. Matter. I am stocked up on toilet paper. I. AM. ALL. GOOD.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:00 pm to LazloHollyfeld
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Does. NOT. Matter. I am stocked up on toilet paper. I. AM. ALL. GOOD.
You’re gonna need a lot of TP, this is a huge Assteroid!
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:02 pm to Bass Tiger
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NASA warns of impending impact from mass extinction asteroid.
Sooooo, wear a mask or no?
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:04 pm to Bass Tiger
quote:
You’re gonna need a lot of TP, this is a huge Assteroid!
I've got 3-ply, it's extra cushiony, so I should alll good, right?
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:05 pm to Putty
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Sooooo, wear a mask or no?
Hard hat and steel toe boots.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:08 pm to Putty
I’m not worried .... I still have my SkyLab hard hat from ‘79 ... works every time

Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:09 pm to bird35
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If a asteroid was going to hit the Earth they should not tell us about it.
frick. That. They should tell us as soon as possible. I want to see humans at their most primal. Most dangerous game on a global level. It would be catastrophic chaos of biblical proportions. Absolutely
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:16 pm to Masked Debator
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:24 pm to gmac8604
Because it will come at closest 93 million miles from earth.
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:06 pm to Bass Tiger
Get your masks out friends and welcome the fiery death
Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:07 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Bring it. Lets get this shite over with.
Would you rather be where it strikes, or on the other side of Earth and die slowly?
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