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re: Breaking News: NASA warns of impending impact from mass extinction asteroid.

Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:48 pm to
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Thought this was a Stacey Abrams joke
That would be a hysterioid, i.e. a radically hysterically insane DemProgFilth lying bitch.
Posted by Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
1401 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:48 pm to
Well back to mass quarantine :(
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
25017 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:49 pm to
The last time an asteroid scare happened, the NYTimes and WAPO had a headline about how mass extinction was going to be worse for women and minorities.
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2881 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:51 pm to
This asteroid is a Whitelash!
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20171 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:54 pm to
frick man

I just got in a good deer lease. frick you asteroid
Posted by Brannigans_Law
Member since Mar 2020
74 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:56 pm to
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The last time an asteroid scare happened, the NYTimes and WAPO had a headline about how mass extinction was going to be worse for women and minorities.


sounds amazing link plz
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
53613 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:56 pm to
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A Uranus joke seems appropriate


We can work Uranus into this farce.

NASA scientists have determined the assteroid was strategically and precisely nudge into a trajectory to impact earth by the Klingons. The Klingon’s, who have a known military presence around Youranus had shown little interest in Earth’s bizness but that all changed when Trump whipped that Hilldawg azz and completely upset the cosmic tumblers. The Prog/Dim leftists are appreciative of the Klingon’s efforts to rid earth and the universe of OMB but at the same time are somewhat disappointed they’re also doomed. Senator Schitty Schiff added,

“As dire as this situation may seem we have to collectively understand this means the end of Trump’s reign of terror and as Dims we should be grateful we’re going to experience this monumental event in Earth’s history.”
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 8:04 pm
Posted by Charm299
Member since Aug 2017
786 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:57 pm to
I’ll let Harry Stamper know, we good
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2030 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:58 pm to
Does. NOT. Matter. I am stocked up on toilet paper. I. AM. ALL. GOOD.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
53613 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:00 pm to
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Does. NOT. Matter. I am stocked up on toilet paper. I. AM. ALL. GOOD.



You’re gonna need a lot of TP, this is a huge Assteroid!
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25893 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:02 pm to
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NASA warns of impending impact from mass extinction asteroid.


Sooooo, wear a mask or no?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:04 pm to
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You’re gonna need a lot of TP, this is a huge Assteroid!

I've got 3-ply, it's extra cushiony, so I should alll good, right?
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
53613 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:05 pm to
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Sooooo, wear a mask or no?


Hard hat and steel toe boots.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
9538 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:08 pm to
I’m not worried .... I still have my SkyLab hard hat from ‘79 ... works every time

Posted by Masked Debator
Member since May 2020
104 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:09 pm to
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If a asteroid was going to hit the Earth they should not tell us about it.



frick. That. They should tell us as soon as possible. I want to see humans at their most primal. Most dangerous game on a global level. It would be catastrophic chaos of biblical proportions. Absolutely
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 8:21 pm
Posted by cajuncarguy
On the road...Again!
Member since Jun 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64988 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:24 pm to
Because it will come at closest 93 million miles from earth.
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 8:25 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53569 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:29 pm to
Paging Bruce Willis
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21386 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:06 pm to
Get your masks out friends and welcome the fiery death
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:07 pm to
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Bring it. Lets get this shite over with.


Would you rather be where it strikes, or on the other side of Earth and die slowly?
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