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Bonus for electing Trump as President

Posted on 2/15/19 at 4:58 pm
Posted by Bigtime92
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 4:58 pm
What a great first lady. Serious upgrade from the previous. Her love for children definitely shows through.




































Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 4:59 pm to
If we’re talking bonus Trump women .... then you forgot one.
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:04 pm to
so much more elegant and ladylike than the neanderthal that was there before her....melania also does not have a dick
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:06 pm to
I hear Hillary has a love for children, too. Bill certainly does.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40159 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:08 pm to
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Serious upgrade from the previous.



Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22941 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:08 pm to
She's very underappreciated by the media. She's been doing her job just as those before her have. Absolute shame that's she isn't covered more
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 5:09 pm
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:11 pm to
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so much more elegant and ladylike than the neanderthal that was there before her....melania also does not have a dick



Melania doesn't have an undergraduate degree from Princeton and a law degree from Harvard - I suppose those are for neanderthals. Melania did, however, drop out of the University of Ljubljana after one year, so that's something. Also, Melania was almost certainly an illegal immigrant in the U.S. for a period of time, so she's got that over Michelle Obama.

Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:14 pm to
Plus I’ve seen her tits
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54210 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:17 pm to
Meanwhile, Michelle raises turnips in a garden.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:19 pm to
I'm just glad she doesn't have a penis.
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:20 pm to
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Meanwhile, Michelle raises turnips in a garden.



While Melania just refers to turnips as "Eric" and "Don, Jr."
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:20 pm to
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Melania doesn't have an undergraduate degree from Princeton and a law degree from Harvard


So degrees are a measure of a person's worth? You can be a shitty person, but as long as you have an earned/unearned piece of paper from academia, then you are superior? Give me a kind high school or college dropout who achieves versus a hate-filled college graduate whose only success is grifting off of taxpayers.
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:22 pm to
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Melania doesn't have an undergraduate degree from Princeton and a law degree from Harvard - I suppose those are for neanderthals. Melania did, however, drop out of the University of Ljubljana after one year, so that's something. Also, Melania was almost certainly an illegal immigrant in the U.S. for a period of time, so she's got that over Michelle Obama. 


The rare Melania-melt.

I've seen it all now.
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:23 pm to
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Give me a kind high school or college dropout who achieves versus a hate-filled college graduate whose only success is grifting off of taxpayers.


AND giving kids reeeeally shitty school lunches. That's honestly the first thing anyone thinks about when asked "what did Michelle Obama do?"
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98816 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Melania doesn't have an undergraduate degree from Princeton and a law degree from Harvard - I suppose those are for neanderthals. Melania did, however, drop out of the University of Ljubljana after one year, so that's something. Also, Melania was almost certainly an illegal immigrant in the U.S. for a period of time, so she's got that over Michelle Obama


How many languages is Michael fluent in?
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:27 pm to
Another bonus:

Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

So degrees are a measure of a person's worth? You can be a shitty person, but as long as you have an earned/unearned piece of paper from academia, then you are superior? Give me a kind high school or college dropout who achieves versus a hate-filled college graduate whose only success is grifting off of taxpayers.


According to some of the posters on this thread, appearance is the measure of a person's worth. That is, having a white appearance is worthwhile. Other appearances could get you called a "Neanderthal," even if you have a law degree from Harvard.

But I'll play your game. Other than being married to Donald Trump, what, exactly, has Melania achieved? Michelle Obama was an attorney for five years, successfully ran a non-profit, and held various positions at the University of Chicago.

Melania was moderately successful at being pretty and then she married Donald Trump. I'm not sure that any of this is properly headed under "achievement."
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 5:31 pm
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:30 pm to
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How many languages is Michael fluent in?



Who is Michael?
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:31 pm to
I hope you are a chick
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99025 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:34 pm to
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The rare Melania-melt.


To everyone who had this in the betting, congrats on your win, bastards.
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