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Biden vs. Corn Pop

Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:08 am
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:08 am
Chain vs. straight razor

He's a tough guy.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21586 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:19 am to
We need common sense chain control.
This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 9:20 am
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18072 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:28 am to
“......and before I left the house, I tied an onion on my belt (which was the style, back in those days).”
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:28 am to
So out of all the qualified people in the entire United States this is who they want to be President? What’s with all the speeches where he claims he can beat someone up? Is that a quality needed for president?

Joe hasn’t had a rational point since he lost all of his teeth.
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:37 am to
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Joe hasn’t had a rational point since he lost all of his teeth.


That's extremely insensitive. But I
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11318 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:59 am to
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“......and before I left the house, I tied an onion on my belt (which was the style, back in those days).”


Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 9:59 am
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54877 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:59 am to
I'm thinking old sniffy Joe is not being completely truthful with us. Just a feeling.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112467 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 10:25 am to
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I'm thinking old sniffy Joe is not being completely truthful with us


What was his quote? 'I'm telling the truth as a Biden'.
Or something like that.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17710 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:17 am to
Yeah, don't believe any of that story. The guy is such a phony.
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14243 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:41 am to
Joe’s meds are really tweaking his brain.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27354 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:43 am to
Button your shirt Joe. You look like a pedo... oh wait
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81634 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:44 am to
What a crazy old man
Posted by colt from las vegas
Member since Sep 2019
22 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:46 am to
I didn't understand that story at all?!?!

Is he saying that he kicked a black dude out of the pool for not wearing a shower cap over his greasy hair as per the rules of the pool and then when the black guy wanted to kill him with a razor blade, he was ready to fight the guy with a chain but decided to diffuse the situation by apologizing to the guy for the inherent racism/cultural bias of kicking someone out of a pool for having a greasy substance in their hair. and then the guy with the razor blade was like...some version of... "respeck, man" and then walked away?
anyway, that's how I took the story. am I missing something?
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:02 pm to
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wanted to kill him with a razor blade


Remember it was a "Rusty razor blade that had been placed in water so that it would rust" You remember that trick, come on Man! Look!

Ol Joe has an amazing street sense, no not really.
This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 1:05 pm
Posted by Zach
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Member since May 2005
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Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:12 pm to
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that's how I took the story. am I missing something?


The only part you missed was Joe apologizing for calling him 'Esther'. Esther Williams was an Olympic swimmer who went into really crappy movies back in the day.

Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:17 pm to
I wood Esther back in the day

What self respecting gangsta would call himself corn pop?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112467 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:33 pm to
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What self respecting gangsta would call himself corn pop?


Well, it was a different time, don't ya know. The language was different. When I was in HS the gangstas said 'Nairn Bah'. It meant 'no.'
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54877 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:33 pm to
If he exists only in Biden's defunct brain, he would.
Posted by colt from las vegas
Member since Sep 2019
22 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:37 pm to
"and in those days, remember the straight razors, you used to bang them on the curb, put em in a rain barrel, get em rusty"


I do not remember these days
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:41 pm to
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colt from las vegas



So what poster got banned last week and made this alter?
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