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Another a-hole apologizes for being white
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:53 pm
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SAN DIEGO, CA—A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo has apologized to black bears, brown bears, and all other mammals of color for his "problematic whiteness."
The bear "got woke" after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear's exhibit. After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.
"Wow," he said. "I never realized how problematic my existence was before. I really need to think about this."
Shortly after reading the book, the polar bear, whose name is Chad, held a press conference in which he apologized for his many years of not being "woke" to the struggle of non-white animals.
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Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:56 pm to Roaad
Hope he shared a coke with everybody.
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:56 pm to Roaad
Babylon Bee does amazing work.
Posted on 8/2/19 at 11:18 pm to Roaad
Snopes will have the “fact check” on this shortly.
Posted on 8/2/19 at 11:27 pm to Roaad
Is baylon bee like a bad onion news? That was terrible.
Posted on 8/2/19 at 11:37 pm to Roaad
Did a 6 year old write this pathetic bullshite.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:13 am to GregMaddux
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Is baylon bee like a bad onion news? That was terrible.
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Did a 6 year old write this pathetic bullshite.
This is why I love the Bee.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:10 am to 0
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Is baylon bee like a bad onion news? That was terrible.
Look at the humorless bitch
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:36 am to Roaad
... but polar bears do have black skin.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 8:58 am to Roaad
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the polar bear, whose name is Chad
Posted on 8/3/19 at 9:18 am to Roaad
Does anyone know if said bear claims any particular type of gender? In California I believe there are 47 types of genders these days, or is it 49?
Posted on 8/3/19 at 9:21 am to GRTiger
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This is why I love the Bee.
It does tend to trigger certain types.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 9:21 am to Roaad
Damn him to the special whites only bathroom and water fountain; so no one gets his white germs and cooties!
ALSO: Ban white bras they are racist!
ALSO: Ban white bras they are racist!
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