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Ann Lander’s Cheat Sheet describes differences between socialism, Communism, all the isms
Posted on 7/10/26 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 7/10/26 at 5:37 pm
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Posted on 7/10/26 at 6:07 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Islam: You have a huge herd of cows, but you have no milk because you are forbidden from touching the cows' private parts.
Posted on 7/10/26 at 6:18 pm to Broadside Bob
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Islam: You have a huge herd of cows, but you have no milk because you are forbidden from touching the cows' private parts.
But if it was a goat they'd frick it weird religion they got over there
Posted on 7/10/26 at 6:32 pm to Barstools
They are also allowed to frick a young bull, if they’re willing to risk the horns.
Posted on 7/10/26 at 6:51 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:02 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
That was hanging up in my 7th grade or 8th grade civics class circa 1998
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:12 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
LGBQT: Try to convert the cow to a pig and call it a chicken.
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:18 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
The socialism example is leaving out the part where the government forces you to give one cow to your neighbor. Otherwise it's simply charity.
This post was edited on 7/10/26 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 7/11/26 at 10:03 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Oh wow, you da man
Posted on 7/11/26 at 10:07 am to GatorOnAnIsland
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Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one, buy a bull.
Posted on 7/11/26 at 11:01 am to GatorOnAnIsland
The problem is in socialism and communism you have to kill or imprison everyone with the cows first.
Which makes them no different than the Nazis.
Which makes them no different than the Nazis.
This post was edited on 7/11/26 at 11:03 am
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