Ann Lander’s Cheat Sheet describes differences between socialism, Communism, all the isms

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Islam: You have a huge herd of cows, but you have no milk because you are forbidden from touching the cows' private parts.

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But if it was a goat they'd frick it weird religion they got over there

That was hanging up in my 7th grade or 8th grade civics class circa 1998

The socialism example is leaving out the part where the government forces you to give one cow to your neighbor. Otherwise it's simply charity.