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re: America's youth cannot even qualify for the military

Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:17 pm to
Posted by catholictigerfan
Member since Oct 2009
56608 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:17 pm to
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The United States Military is fighting off those heathen Muslims for you buddy. The Church is safe for now.


Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29362 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:20 pm to
I've been saying for years that there will come a time when recruitment will be extremely tough due to people being:

a) too fat

b) too stupid

c) too doped up

d) two or more of the above




Pretty much the same for anyone trying to hire these days.

Can't even get most of the fools to pass a drug test.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:20 pm to
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The Air Force took Jbird. They must have low standards.


BoomMFroasted.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

I've been saying for years that there will come a time when recruitment will be extremely tough due to people being:

a) too fat

b) too stupid

c) too doped up

d) two or more of the above



We just need to do enough to give drone R&D a little more time.

quote:

Pretty much the same for anyone trying to hire these days.



Yep.

Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Pretty much the same for anyone trying to hire these days.

Can't even get most of the fools to pass a drug test.


we can't even get qualified people to apply. these are 100k+ jobs. we are stuck hiring unqualified people and trying to train them. It works out for some areas ok, but not others.

we don't drug test fwiw.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
72599 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:35 pm to
This is kind of loaded, to be honest. A lot more has been learned over the years for mental health. I can almost promise you they were handing guns to people that were not mentally capable to deal with the action.
Posted by Zahrim
McCamey Texas
Member since Mar 2009
7683 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:37 pm to
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Are historical records available?


not according to the article...
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
56499 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:14 pm to
is this surprising?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
56499 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

we can't even get qualified people to apply. these are 100k+ jobs. we are stuck hiring unqualified people and trying to train them. It works out for some areas ok, but not others.

are you in some kind of engineering/science?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:34 pm to
I look at all the Indians here in Irving, think "Are they here because companies are cheap?" Then I remember the sort of kids I work with and I think "They are probably doing things that most grads here can't."
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35766 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:37 pm to
Damn. I got in with a GED(no college credits), and a failed urinalysis. Waivers.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Member since Sep 2003
125473 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:44 pm to
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they are too fat or too dumb... wow...



First, the military is full. It is all volunteers, and because of the Obama economy, it is enjoying near-record fill-levels.
Second, if the military really needed recruits, they'd take those tattoos and piercings in a heartbeat.
quote:

military deems many youngsters ineligible due to obesity, lack of a high-school diploma, felony convictions and prescription-drug use for attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. But others are now also running afoul of standards for appearance amid the growing popularity of large-scale tattoos and devices called ear gauges that create large holes in earlobes.
This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 6:45 pm
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9380 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:52 pm to
Are they trying to make the argument that every John doe fatass, retard should be allowed to join the military? Thus isn't a fricking club or joke.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 7:04 pm to
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Hey, I am just speaking the truth. He doesn't scare me.

(he doesn't post here anymore, does he?)
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 7:07 pm to
Time to lower the standards. Being physically fit is hazardous to your health.

LINK
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 7:09 pm to
RIP Marine. One more guarding Heaven's gates.
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
10755 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 7:38 pm to
What's wrong with ear gauges? I mean I know some people who make their ear piercings pretty wide but why would that be a problem?

I can see no tattoos on neck, face, or fingers since they can't be covered up.
Posted by blackrose890
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Apr 2009
6319 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 7:44 pm to
It is amazing how dumb some of our soldiers are, but there's nothing to be done about it I guess. It does remind me of when I nearly enlisted though

A couple years ago I toyed with the idea of military service so I went down to a recruiter. He had 2 other guys looking to sign as well, so he loaded us into the car and took us to the testing center. On the way I got to know both of these guys pretty well and they seemed nice enough. One wanted to be scout infantry and needed a score of ~90 CO and a 30 percentile, and the other wanted to be a diesel mechanic and needed a MM of 100 and a 50 percentile. We got there and after playing pool for about an hour went to testing.

The test was easy for the most part, but at the time I had no experience in fixing vehicles and barely knew the parts of engine so I assumed that I had done poorly in that area and maybe the spatial portion as well because it seemed to easy. We finished and they took us to a small room to wait for our results.

When the recruiter came he had our 3 envelopes and said the name of the scout and asked him how he felt about his chances. He replied that he felt the test was too easy. The recruiter opened the envelope and said that his CO score was high enough to qualify but that he didn't make the percentile score needed so he would have to take it again. He moved on to the second guy and asked the same question, but he fired back that he knew he did at least good enough. Sure enough when he opened that score he had just barely squeaked by on both.

It was not until I had my results read that I realized how unintelligent these guys were. I didn't even consider the possibility that anyone could do badly on such an easy exam.

To finish the story it was then my turn to have the results read, which I knew would be better than both of theirs. I was not prepared to hear that I scored in the 98th percentile and could have any job I wanted, I didn't know which job I wanted at the time and was going to use the test to figure that out. They called me for the better part of 2 years afterwards on a regular basis.

Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:08 pm to
Why is ADD singled out and not, say, depression, anxiety, or other mild, manageable psych disorders?
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:16 pm to
It's what I call the "vidiot" generation.

Just before I completed my time in the Army, it was flat stunning how overall pathetic this group was both mentally and physically. We're talking about people where a highly abnormal proportion seems to have NEVER used their muscles for much more than getting from the fridge to the sofa. It's not just that they were heavy or out of shape. It's that they really seemed to have almost old people's bodies. Their bodies were just COMPLETELY not used to being used for any form of labor.

This shite keeps up, we're going to need drone infantryman!!!
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