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About those murder hornets

Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:57 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18068 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:57 pm
More fear porn from the media.

Here's the real story on the murder hornet.

While it is true that those bastards were found in North America - one colony was found and destroyed on Vancouver Island in September 2019. One hornet from that colony was found (dead) on the US side of the border in Washington State.

There have been ZERO sightings of the hornet dead or alive in 2020. If they were, they would be within 50 miles of Vancouver Island. They did ask local authorities in Washington state to keep watch in case there were any queens that escaped the colony that was destroyed in September.

A local report was done featuring a state entomologist. That report was picked up months later by national media and it has exploded.

Additionally, these hornets are huge (good for fear porn) and have large colonies (great for fear porn), they will be much easier to detect and eradicate than most invasive insects.

Despite the media branding them as “murder hornets” (fear porn) they are no more aggressive than other yellowjackets and European hornets, which are already widespread in the US. While I have my reasons to be a bit cautious around vespids, unless their nest is disturbed or you are allergic they pose little danger.

Any reports of people seeing them should be taken with high skepticism.
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 9:01 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76519 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99013 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:59 pm to
Sorry, but CNN assured me we need to extend stay at home orders 3 more years to prevent the murder hornetocalypse.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18212 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:00 pm to
Bees in the United States kill more people than those things kill in all Asia.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:00 pm to
I recall the killer bee hoopla. The media is a shithole.
Posted by DreauxB2015
Member since Nov 2015
7723 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:09 pm to
Awe man , I saw that report on the " Murder Hornets " and immediately grabbed all my family members , MRE's , generator , and ran directly to my bunker . We were ready to wait them out for sure . Never thought it was fake news. Thanks for the update .
Posted by TheAstroTiger
Member since Jun 2018
3101 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:18 pm to
He had an informative post. Your post seems strange.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17824 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:19 pm to
Those things dont scare me. They fly slow and are big enough to hit with a whiffle ball bat.

Yellow jackets on the other hand can barely be seen while they napalm your skin.
Posted by DreauxB2015
Member since Nov 2015
7723 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:20 pm to
Joking bro
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Awe man , I saw that report on the " Murder Hornets " and immediately grabbed all my family members , MRE's , generator , and ran directly to my bunker .

I bought up all the Toilet Paper, paper towels and water at the Kroger. I feel like I'm well prepared.

On a serious note, if I understand correctly, there currently aren't any Asian murdering hornets in the US?
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 9:23 pm
Posted by DreauxB2015
Member since Nov 2015
7723 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:26 pm to
Correct , it was fear porn fake news .
Posted by SFVtiger
Member since Oct 2003
4282 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:32 pm to
You're no fun at all.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7524 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Any reports of people seeing them should be taken with high skepticism.


i got absolutely lit the frick up by hornets as a teenager.
7 stings on my back.

i have since developed an allergy to bee stings (assuming also wasps and hornets, but haven't been stung by either to confirm for sure).

so now every hornet or yellow jacket i see is a giant murdering bastard.
not even going to try to lie and act tough about it.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:34 pm to
There is one thing that they could do if they multiply in N. America and that is if they threaten African killer bees. There was a study in Puerto Rico to explain the severe drop off in killer bees deaths. At first they thought they had interbred with Euro honey bees and were less aggressive. However, dna analysis proved this is not the case. Turns out they had little competition, and each generation was producing more worker bees as opposed to the more aggressive soldier bees.
So if these hornets somehow threaten killer bees, then the killer bees might produce more aggressive soldier bees and might kill some folks(the few that get too close). This is the most danger to people the Asian murder hornet is to the American people for they are not that aggressive. In other words there really is nothing to fear from them.
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 9:37 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49288 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:38 pm to
I just want to know when to expect my murder hornet stimulous.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:38 pm to
HEY, insensitive a-hole!

You are supposed to be SCARED.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

In other words there really is nothing to fear from them.

Unless they kill all the bees.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Unless they kill all the bees.



Bees actually lure them into their colony and kill them with heat. Here is a video of bees killing the Japanese giant hornet, which is very closely related to the Asian murder hornet. They are so closely related, that there is an ongoing debate on whether they should be classified as the same subspecies. Bees are not defenseless against them.

Anyway the video is pretty interesting. 3 minute youtube video
LINK
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 10:32 pm
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6081 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:51 pm to
Stephen King is on his 14th chapter already after hearing about this.
Posted by BayBengal9
Bay St. Louis, MS
Member since Nov 2019
4171 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:54 pm to
Every time you walk outside without a bee keeper suit on, a swarm of murder hornets attacks a child. Why do you want children to die?
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