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LSU needs an anti-Flynn
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:11 am
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:11 am
We all know that Flynn, along with his own play, is responsible for bad receiver play, bad defensive pressure, chop blocking Dorsey, other players losing their cool, poor player substitutions, Paul Dietzel leaving, the defense giving up big plays, poor coaching, and Mike the Tiger dying. That my friends, as we all know, is not debatable.
With that in mind,
LSU needs someone who, no matter what good happens, it's because of them: Saving the rain forest, winning in Iraq, destroying the terrorists, running the ball well, throwing well, playing great defense, exiling Sean Penn to France, great coaching, and the New Mike the Tiger gaining immortality and mauling every other schools mascot from here to all eternity.
I nominate Chad Jones
reasons:
1. He is black
2. He is not Matt Flynn
With that in mind,
LSU needs someone who, no matter what good happens, it's because of them: Saving the rain forest, winning in Iraq, destroying the terrorists, running the ball well, throwing well, playing great defense, exiling Sean Penn to France, great coaching, and the New Mike the Tiger gaining immortality and mauling every other schools mascot from here to all eternity.
I nominate Chad Jones
reasons:
1. He is black
2. He is not Matt Flynn
This post was edited on 11/6/07 at 11:00 am
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Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:13 am to theunknownknight
quote:
Paul Dietzel leaving
I agree with everything except this one. I believe Dietzel leaving was Cholly Mac's fault.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:14 am to Fat Man
quote:
I agree with everything except this one. I believe Dietzel leaving was Cholly Mac's fault.
Are you kidding me ? That was Saban's fault all the way.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:38 am to Fat Man
quote:
I agree with everything except this one. I believe Dietzel leaving was Cholly Mac's fault.
Lies! Lies! Who sent you? Was it The Flynn himself?
You must be destroyed!!!
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:39 am to Fat Man
quote:I blame the Bush Administration. Didn't he cause Katrina too?
I agree with everything except this one. I believe Dietzel leaving was Cholly Mac's fault.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:42 am to Roaad
quote:
I blame the Bush Administration. Didn't he cause Katrina too?
Nope, that was Flynn again.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:42 am to Roaad
quote:
Didn't he cause Katrina too
No, No, No! He bombed the levees! Get it straight!
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:44 am to Brown Mountain
No, actually your getting it mixed up, Matt was responsible for 9-11! 
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:49 am to pjtiger
He's also responsible for global warming and that there is no black Keebler elf.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 8:55 am to LoPan
PLEASE STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD!!!!!
Posted on 11/6/07 at 9:05 am to ceeplay29
quote:
PLEASE STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD!!!!!
I apologize. Flynn made me do it.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 9:36 am to theunknownknight
I think I would be peeved at the unnecessary introduction of race ... but this is really quite funny!
Posted on 11/6/07 at 9:45 am to LoPan
quote:
and that there is no black Keebler elf.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 9:50 am to N.O. via West-Cal
quote:
I think I would be peeved at the unnecessary introduction of race
You're absolutely right. I should be more specific with my terms.
Black: adj. meaning - not white.
I in no way wanted to bring up race, only color. So if I am guilty of any card, it is the color card.
This post was edited on 11/6/07 at 9:51 am
Posted on 11/6/07 at 9:53 am to theunknownknight
By mentioning Black player you are referring to race.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 9:55 am to ceeplay29
Didnt the Jena 6 kick matt flynn's arse?
Posted on 11/6/07 at 10:01 am to ceeplay29
quote:
By mentioning Black player you are referring to race.
By taking this guy serious, you are an idiot.
Posted on 11/6/07 at 10:10 am to ceeplay29
quote:
By mentioning Black player you are referring to race.
I cannot bring myself to concur with your assessment. Therefore, I disagree.
I had no intention of discussing race. I only wanted to discuss color.
You see: Color is not race. When I pull out my Crayola's to satisfy my creative itch on a warm summer's night, I do not think, "I wonder what race I will use."
NAY!!!
I exclaim, "I wonder what color I will use!!!"
This post was edited on 11/6/07 at 10:23 am
Posted on 11/6/07 at 10:20 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 11/6/07 at 10:30 am to hashtag
quote:
By taking this guy serious, you are an idiot.
Now, now. Let's not call people names here. This is a public forum where everyone universally and implicitly respects other posters and never passes judgment on another. Your response was in poor form my friend. How dare you accuse another of lower intellectual capacity on the basis of the placement of letters on your computer screen. That is screenism and letterism at its worst.
Let me ask you something: Are you Matt Flynn? YOU FIEND!!!
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