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'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia women (update: he's arrested)
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:16 pm
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A creep with a fetish for Swiss cheese is terrorizing Philadelphia.
Dubbed the 'Swiss Cheese Pervert,' the overweight man in his 40s has been spotted on multiple occasions in the Mayfair area approaching women while driving his car with his genitals exposed.
According to his victims, he then dangles a large slice of Swiss cheese over his penis and offers to pay the women to perform sexual acts on him using the fromage.
The Mayfair Town Watch warned local ladies of the lurking man on its Facebook page Saturday, and Philadelphia Police Department has confirmed the Special Victims Unit is investigating the curious case after several women filed reports describing a man with a 'major sexual cheese fetish.'
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'I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese.'
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Chis went on: 'I tried many different kinds of cheese, like American, Provolone, chez whiz, jack, and cheddar, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.'
Is Chez Wiz really cheese?
LINK
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 12:58 pm
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:21 pm to arseinclarse
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But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis
Well, yeah.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:22 pm to arseinclarse
That is a man with a plan.
Gotta respect that.
Gotta respect that.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:22 pm to arseinclarse
He only went with Swiss because of the Velveeta shortage.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:23 pm to arseinclarse
quote:That's un-holy....
Swiss Cheese Pervert
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:23 pm to arseinclarse
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'I tried many different kinds of cheese,
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jack,
there is a joke here somewhere
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:25 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:26 pm to Topwater Trout
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'I found that women tend to like money, and settled on coins to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with quarters.'
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:27 pm to arseinclarse
Honestly this isn't the most bizarre fetish I've heard of. Which is kind of messed up.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:28 pm to arseinclarse
I'll never look at Swiss cheese the same now.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:30 pm to arseinclarse
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Is Chez Wiz really cheese?
It comes from a can, so yeah. Only way to get a cheesesteak is wit wiz
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:33 pm to rdw1690
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:35 pm to arseinclarse
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"lovsswiss"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:37 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:37 pm to arseinclarse
Man that is creepyPosted on 1/13/14 at 1:37 pm to arseinclarse
Damn, after reading that, I actually feel bad for the guy. Hopefully he finds a girl who loves swiss cheese as much as he does.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:38 pm to Melvin
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Honestly this isn't the most bizarre fetish I've heard of. Which is kind of messed up.
Rule 34
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:38 pm to floyd of pink
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Damn, after reading that, I actually feel bad for the guy. Hopefully he finds a girl who loves swiss cheese as much as he does.
A woman that gets off rubbing cheese on her vagina just sounds horrible
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:39 pm to floyd of pink
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:40 pm to CuseTiger
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Great way to frick up a cheesesteak is wit wiz
FIFY
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