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What would a starting lineup for Yugoslavia look like?

Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:11 pm
Posted by NOTORlOUSD
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:11 pm
I was bored at lunch today, so I made a lineup of players from the the former Yugoslavian countries - Croatia, Bosnia, Slovenia, Macedonia, Serbia, and Montenegro. It's basically the midfield from the Croatian team that just tied Italy plus the stacked defense from Serbia with a few others sprinkled in. I think they would definitely be a top 5 team.

4-2-2-2 Lineup
-----Dzeko-Mantzukic----
---Pjanic---------Perisic---
-------Modric-Rakitic------
Kolarov-------------Ivanovic
------Subotic-Corluka-----
-----------Begovic-----------

23-Man Roster by Country

Bosnia and Herzegovina
GK - Asmir Begovic
MF - Miralem Pjanic
FW - Edin Džeko

Croatia
GK - Stipe Pletikosa
DF - Darijo Srna
DF - Vedran Corluka
MF - Ivan Rakitic
MF - Danijel Pranjic
MF - Luka Modric
MF - Ivan Perišic
FW - Nikica Jelavic
FW - Mario Mandžukic
FW - Eduardo

Slovenia
GK - Samir Handanovic

Macedonia
FW - Goran Pandev

Serbia
DF - Branislav Ivanovic
DF - Aleksandar Kolarov
DF - Neven Subotic
DF - Nemanja Vidic
MF - Miloš Krasic
MF - Radosav Petrovic

Montenegro
DF - Stefan Savic
FW - Mirko Vucinic
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:13 pm to
Old dictionaries used to have a picture of the Yugoslavian national side to illustrate the following:

an·ar·chy (nr-k)
n. pl. an·ar·chies
1. disorder and confusion.
2. Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.
This post was edited on 6/14/12 at 1:15 pm
Posted by NOTORlOUSD
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
5051 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:15 pm to
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Made the Dutch look like German schoolchildren under a Hitlerian headmaster.

Very true - the political and ethnic divisions would be a nightmare.
Posted by whodidthat
Member since Aug 2011
5896 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:26 pm to
Would be a team full of great talent, but it wouldn't be easy to create cohesion between some of the players.

There is still lots of animosity between croats, serbs, and bosnians. Technically I'm all three.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Would be a team full of great talent, but it wouldn't be easy to create cohesion between some of the players.

I don't think there was much animosity back in the Prosinecki, Boban, Mijatovice, Suker era.

They simply were the most talented, by far, and had a flair for beating the best, many times very handily, and for losing to shite sides.

They were like a pitbull. You know that shits' gonna go off (as in awry, I don't mean 'attack'), you know it, I know it, we all know it. Simply, nobody knows exactly when.
This post was edited on 6/14/12 at 1:32 pm
Posted by whodidthat
Member since Aug 2011
5896 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

I don't think there was much animosity back in the Prosinecki, Boban, Mijatovice, Suker era.


Not much. Most of them know it was all political bullshite by greedy leaders, but some were sort of brainwashed into hating the other sides.

Croatia was so close to winning the world cup in 1998. I can only imagine how good they would have been as Yugoslavia.
Posted by Supernova
Member since Jan 2012
2645 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:46 pm to
I was thinking about this the other day. If a small country like Croatia can compete imagine if you add players from the other former Republics. They would definitely be tops in the world. Yugoslavia could have been a great nation but all those assholes from within the country could focus on was religious differences and nationalism.
Posted by BobLoblaw
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 6/14/12 at 1:48 pm to
You forgot Stevan Jovetic
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:07 pm to
unstopable
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

Yugoslavia could have been a great nation but all those assholes from within the country could focus on was religious differences and nationalism.


you mean the serbs
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

-----Dzeko-Mantzukic----
---Pjanic---------Perisic---
-------Modric-Rakitic------
Kolarov-------------Ivanovic
------Subotic-Corluka-----
-----------Begovic-----------


that would, without question, be a top 5 international starting 11.
Posted by PTBob
Member since Nov 2010
7105 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 5:15 pm to
no vidic, wut
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91805 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 5:40 pm to
Very funny, i did an extensive search on yugoslavia after i saw all the countries out there that didnt qualify. I recall them not being bad and being in our group in 98. I just couldnt remember what countries made up former yugoslavia.

And that team would be really good..
This post was edited on 6/14/12 at 6:07 pm
Posted by lesismeaurx
datdirtydirty
Member since Dec 2011
869 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

You forgot Stevan Jovetic


+1

And no Vidic?
Posted by mynamebowl
Houston
Member since Jun 2012
1712 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 5:58 pm to
Vidic retired from international duty, I think I heard Darke say.
Posted by Supernova
Member since Jan 2012
2645 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

you mean the serbs


The Serbs did start the war. But even before that there was significant hate among all sides. Only reason the conflicts didn't happen sooner was due to communism keeping everything bottled up.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9756 posts
Posted on 6/15/12 at 2:25 am to
quote:

You forgot Stevan Jovetic


Agree. And not just on the team, but the attack built around him. Perisic, Pjanic etc are excellent players but they're nowhere near Jovetic. He can be special on a different level.
Posted by calitiger
Uptown New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
2529 posts
Posted on 6/15/12 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Most of them know it was all political bullshite by greedy leaders, but some were sort of brainwashed into hating the other sides.


True. I am of Croatian descent from Dalmatia and my best friend is a Serb from Zagreb (who loves the Croatian national team by the way). I think many personal relationships have weathered the horrific events of the last twenty years but as nations it will at least one more generation before leaders from those countries can cooperate on anything. Ajmo Hrvatska!!!!
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
21120 posts
Posted on 6/15/12 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Croatia was so close to winning the world cup in 1998.


What are the chances that a defender with 142 caps scores his only two international goals in about a 20 minute span of a World Cup semifinal?

I was seven years old at the time, and it's been 12 years, and I can still remember that second goal rolling by the keeper.
This post was edited on 6/15/12 at 12:26 pm
Posted by SuperSoakher
Member since Jun 2012
4585 posts
Posted on 6/18/12 at 1:29 pm to
You should also include Ibrahimovic in this starting lineup. If Yugoslavia was still around, I can guarantee Zlatan would be playing for them and not for Sweden.

Also I would have Misimovic starting in place of Rakitic and have him come off the bench.
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