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Clubs We All Hate Ep. 1: Club America
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:41 pm
I've decided that the Soccer Board needs to have a solid knowledge base on clubs supported by evil. All clubs chosen in this guide will be hated by everyone on the board (There is no justification for supporting Mexico, mini or otherwise). I welcome your additions in each installment.
Episode 1: Club America
Club America is Satan's soccer team. They are currently in Mexico's top league.
Why You Should Hate Them:
They play in the world's armpit.
Worse than this, their stadium is God's Septic Tank.
Most clubs would be satisfied with this level of evil. Club America separates itself in a number of ways, however.
First, they want to be called America. Obviously, they are not America. They are Mexican. I guess they couldn't fit in the bus?
Second, they claim to be bigger than they are. Due to the number of trophies they've won (by beating Mexican, South Mexican, and young NASL/MLS teams), they claim to have as many FIFA trophies as Bayern Munich. As we all know, Mexicans are not Germans. This claim by Club America makes Schweiny cry every night.
Finally, from 1992-2007 the club employed the fat gardener.
Yes, you will never win a World Cup. Now go back to my yard.
Truly, this a club we all hate.
Future Episodes:
Lazio
Chivas USA
Pakistan Army
Linfield
More to follow
Episode 1: Club America
Club America is Satan's soccer team. They are currently in Mexico's top league.
Why You Should Hate Them:
They play in the world's armpit.
Worse than this, their stadium is God's Septic Tank.
Most clubs would be satisfied with this level of evil. Club America separates itself in a number of ways, however.
First, they want to be called America. Obviously, they are not America. They are Mexican. I guess they couldn't fit in the bus?
Second, they claim to be bigger than they are. Due to the number of trophies they've won (by beating Mexican, South Mexican, and young NASL/MLS teams), they claim to have as many FIFA trophies as Bayern Munich. As we all know, Mexicans are not Germans. This claim by Club America makes Schweiny cry every night.
Finally, from 1992-2007 the club employed the fat gardener.
Yes, you will never win a World Cup. Now go back to my yard.
Truly, this a club we all hate.
Future Episodes:
Lazio
Chivas USA
Pakistan Army
Linfield
More to follow
This post was edited on 5/22/11 at 9:56 pm
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Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:44 pm to TN Bhoy
hmmmm. sorry, i can't get on board with this
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:45 pm to mrsmiller
quote:
hmmmm. sorry, i can't get on board with this
You like a Mexican team?
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:45 pm to TN Bhoy
i do watch them sometimes
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:49 pm to mrsmiller
I support finding clubs that we can all hate. 
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:52 pm to adammwilson
i think it may be difficult 
and bhoy, i'm not the only one who watches some mexican league soccer...though i may be the only one who admits to it
and bhoy, i'm not the only one who watches some mexican league soccer...though i may be the only one who admits to it
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:53 pm to TN Bhoy
frick 'em!
Posted on 5/22/11 at 9:56 pm to mrsmiller
quote:
and bhoy, i'm not the only one who watches some mexican league soccer
Watching and liking are different things.
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:12 pm to TN Bhoy
All for it. Mexico City is the most economically disparate city in the world. frick that place.
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:18 pm to TN Bhoy
I'm indifferent to them ... can't say I hate them
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:19 pm to TN Bhoy
quote:
Lazio
This, I HATE this team sooooo much because of that Fascist POS Paolo di Canio
:doublebird:This post was edited on 5/22/11 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:20 pm to TN Bhoy
I don't often root for any team from Mexico, but if I do I prefer UNAM.
And they hate Club America and anything Chivas so I endorse this thread.
(To show my level of true interest, I just realized they won the Clausura today.)
And they hate Club America and anything Chivas so I endorse this thread.
(To show my level of true interest, I just realized they won the Clausura today.)
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:22 pm to Gmorgan4982
Are you only indifferent to your own government wastefully spending your tax dollars?
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:25 pm to glassman
That's one thing I'm not fond of at all (as I guess you could figure out with a short stay on the Poli Board ). I'm just not on board with the Hate Everything Mexican bandwagon here on the venerable Soccer Board.
). I'm just not on board with the Hate Everything Mexican bandwagon here on the venerable Soccer Board. 
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:25 pm to TN Bhoy
They Mexican?I hate em
Posted on 5/22/11 at 10:26 pm to Gmorgan4982
quote:
Hate Everything Mexican bandwagon
Blanco, Azteca, enough said.
Posted on 5/22/11 at 11:01 pm to hendersonshands
How does Bronson Stone feel about Bhoy ripping his style?
Posted on 5/22/11 at 11:18 pm to TN Bhoy
quote:
Lazio
I was about to do an entry for them. Lazio are pure Satanic evil (only surpassed by the rag we all love to hate on the shittier side of Manchester).
Posted on 5/22/11 at 11:18 pm to Friend of OBUDan
Mexico can eat a cock...a fat gringo one too.
Posted on 5/22/11 at 11:36 pm to IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
frick NAZIO!!!!!!!!
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