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re: U.F. does a study and finds out how to avoid alligator attacks.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:30 am to Faurot fodder
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:30 am to Faurot fodder
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Dude, gators are racist. Everyone knows that Look what happened to Chubs.
I think it's just part of the gator culture in Florida. I spent hundreds of hours in water where gators were in Louisiana and never had a bad interaction with one.
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Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:32 am to junkfunky
Are you a black golfer, though?
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:35 am to Chad504boy
No Sonny, it's his medulla oblongata.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:41 am to GatorOnAnIsland
If you see a dead alligator on the side of a road, don't stop and examine it. They close their eyes and take in sun for warmth. I was 5 feet away when he gave a low pitch growl without opening his mouth or eyes. I backed away slowly.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:45 am to GatorOnAnIsland
The other 4% of attacks are caused by dumbasses who see one on land and try to get a selfie with it.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:45 am to GatorOnAnIsland
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how to avoid alligator attacks.
Move to Vermont.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:46 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Science
Posted on 5/9/25 at 11:47 am to GatorOnAnIsland
They didn't need a study.
They could have saved a lot of money and time by asking this board.
They could have saved a lot of money and time by asking this board.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:13 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Took a bunch of smart motherfrickers to figure that out huh. Wow yours and my tax dollars hard at work
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:18 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Funny, but that was clearly not a real gator. 
eta: The best way to fend off an attacking gator isn't an elbow drop but sticking your thumb up its butthole.
eta: The best way to fend off an attacking gator isn't an elbow drop but sticking your thumb up its butthole.
This post was edited on 5/9/25 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:33 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Go gators
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:49 pm to Faurot fodder
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Are you a black golfer, though?
Touche`
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:50 pm to LSUbacchus81
Some poor 61 year old lady died earlier this week. Her and her husband paddled their canoe over one, in 2 feet of water.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:51 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
...and don't walk small dogs by dark water in Florida. I never understand why people think this is a good idea. I do my best to stay lunge-distance away no matter what.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 5:54 am to GatorOnAnIsland
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stay away from alligators
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:32 am to GatorOnAnIsland
I remember seeing this a few weeks ago. I find the data to be utter bullshite. Only 4 alligator attacks in Louisiana history sounds sus af 
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