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Runner kills mountain lion in self-defense
Posted on 2/5/19 at 7:38 am
Posted on 2/5/19 at 7:38 am
Any guesses as to how he killed it? Not sure how big a juvenile mountain lion is.
Big puss destroyed by runner
Big puss destroyed by runner
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The unidentified runner never saw it coming, according to a statement by Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW), because the mountain lion pounced on him from behind as he was jogging the West Ridge Trail at Horsetooth Mountain Open Space in Fort Collins. The man said he heard a noise but was attacked before he was able to turn around. The animal was able to bite the runner’s face and wrist before the man fought back.
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CPW did not confirm what method the man used to kill the animal, but they did verify that it was a juvenile mountain lion. Ty Petersburg, area wildlife manager for CPW, said this kind of wildcat — also known as a cougar or a panther — is not very common in Colorado.
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Posted on 2/5/19 at 7:39 am to TexasTiger1984
Bear hands.
Yes. Bear. Hands.
Yes. Bear. Hands.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 7:49 am to TexasTiger1984
Talk about cool under pressure. Imagine a cat the size of a Labrador pouncing on you from behind and having the composure to not only scare it away or simply survive, but to kill it.
It’s possible the guy had a knife on him, but I’m going with bare hands. I think he choked that pussy out. With the amount of adrenaline flowing it probably didn’t take long either.
It’s possible the guy had a knife on him, but I’m going with bare hands. I think he choked that pussy out. With the amount of adrenaline flowing it probably didn’t take long either.
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 7:51 am
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:04 am to Riseupfromtherubble
slay dat
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:07 am to TexasTiger1984
I'm going with a big rock, although I truly believe that if I can get a rear naked choke on an animal, I can break its neck.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:10 am to TexasTiger1984
I slayed a couple of cougars back when I was single
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:19 am to TexasTiger1984
This dude's trail-cred just went up, sure to be slaying other puss soon.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:33 am to TexasTiger1984
I’d stop breathing as soon as it touched my back.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:36 am to TexasTiger1984
threw it off of a cliff?
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:46 am to Lakefront-Tiger
quote:
I'm going with a big rock, although I truly believe that if I can get a rear naked choke on an animal, I can break its neck.
OK Chuck Norris
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:48 am to tigerinthebueche
That would be tough to keep choking it while your arms are getting shredded.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:11 am to TexasTiger1984
The article I read estimated the cat at 80 pounds.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:13 am to TexasTiger1984
no thanks..
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:20 am to CootKilla
a mountain lion landing on my back and neck is one of the things I am terrified of, I bet those bastards hit you like a linebacker...a linebacker with teeth and claws and wants to eat you.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:50 am to TexasTiger1984
I am looking forward to the meateater podcast discussion on this.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:57 am to bobdylan
First thing I'd go for is the eyes and try to gouge them out. Next would be to try and get some type of rear naked choke on him with my legs wrapped around his body as best I could.
ETA: Looks like the guy choked/suffocated the lion to kill him.
FORT COLLINS, Colo. — A man running on West Ridge Trail at Horsetooth Mountain Park killed an attacking mountain lion by suffocating it Monday afternoon, according to a release from Colorado Parks and Wildlife.
ETA: Looks like the guy choked/suffocated the lion to kill him.
FORT COLLINS, Colo. — A man running on West Ridge Trail at Horsetooth Mountain Park killed an attacking mountain lion by suffocating it Monday afternoon, according to a release from Colorado Parks and Wildlife.
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 10:04 am
Posted on 2/5/19 at 12:18 pm to TexasTiger1984
quote:
but they did verify that it was a juvenile mountain lion. Ty Petersburg, area wildlife manager for CPW, said this kind of wildcat — also known as a cougar or a panther — is not very common in Colorado.
Right....they only have the largest counts of elk in the country* and we all know how much cats hate elk meat.
Edited for idiot mistake.
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:15 pm to TexasTiger1984
The runners wallet was later found at the scene.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:40 pm to speckledawg
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:52 pm to TexasTiger1984
Cook sum rice ?? 
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