re: Outdoor Board Confessions

I have lost a 4 wheeler out the back of a truck two times, it was my ex FIL's

I have been caught and convicted of hunting doves over bait

I have had three boats break down on me (in the same day), but it turns out one was working I was just too drunk and stoned to know it. (A fellow poster was there, and a game warden towed us in)

I sank a boat in delacriox one 4th of july with the same poster and my ex wife on board

I dropped an 870 in the water

I have fell in the water numerous times duck hunting and fishing

I always shoot the first deer I see and usually the second and third too

When I was in highschool I had a rag in my box stand that could have doubled as a lampshade, but thats not what you think, my HS girlfriend loved to deer hunt

I broke my leg while crabbing

I wrecked Tclayboy's jeep one time

I shot a Jewfish because I didn't know what it was and it scared me, and it is still swimming around the WD prolly with my shaft and gun dangling (i was 15) (I learned about rider rigs after that)

I shoot other people's decoys that hunt too close to me

I hardly ever bathe at the camp

I eat spoonies on the reg

I think pouldeau are breakfast ducks

I was getting my arse kicked by a crabber because he waked my boat and I talked shite to him, so i bit him

and... I make it a point to piss in cross lake

OK that last one's not true





damn I feel better now