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OB Humor
Posted on 8/6/14 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 2:48 pm
A friend sent this to me. I think it is appropriate for the OB.
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quicker..... His throat gets dry..... He gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why??
SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quicker..... His throat gets dry..... He gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why??
SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK
Posted on 8/6/14 at 2:50 pm to Cubssfan
That's not really funny man.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 2:51 pm to Broke
quote:Don't tell anyone else that joke
That's not really funny man.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 2:54 pm to Cubssfan
I laughed because it was so bad
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:04 pm to Cubssfan
you get an upvote for trying
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:15 pm to Cubssfan
A man walks into a bar.
He says ouch.
He says ouch.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:18 pm to 4X4DEMON
quote:
A baby seal walks into a club
go on
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:21 pm to 4X4DEMON
What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?
Ironman isn't a command
Ironman isn't a command
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:24 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
go on
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:27 pm to PapaPogey
Why is a womans wedding dress white?
To match the rest of the appliances
Why are womens feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
Why do you never buy your wife a watch as a present?
Theres a clock on the oven.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you havent already told her twice.
Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a battered womens shelter?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
To match the rest of the appliances
Why are womens feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
Why do you never buy your wife a watch as a present?
Theres a clock on the oven.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you havent already told her twice.
Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a battered womens shelter?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:28 pm to Broke
quote:
That's not really funny man.
quote:This explains it
Cubsfan
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:34 pm to Broke
quote:5 upvotes.
That's not really funny man.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:37 pm to ForeverLSU02
So these two greek statues have been in this courtyard for a couple centuries. God sees these two and takes pity on them and grants them life for one day. The statues awaken and lock eyes with one another. The jump down from their pedestals and walk toward each other. The man says to the woman "I've been looking at you for 200 years" the woman says "Yea I've been looking at you too." The man says "You thinking what I'm thinking?" The woman says "Yea, lets go" So they go off behind the bushes and theres all kinds of noises and bushes rustling. A few minutes later they walk out and say to each other "wow I cant believe how much fun that was". The woman says "You wanna do it again?". The man says "Sure, but this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shite on his head."
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