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re: OB doctors answer my question please

Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:15 am to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31652 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:15 am to
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response was, "would you feel better if I was?" Dead silence after that.

I'll have to remember that one.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 1:16 am
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21227 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:15 am to
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The best part with those is when the kid's dad didn't warn them what was gonna happen. Oh, the look of shock is priceless.


I remember my first one in fifth grade for football, they had the entire school there and the seniors went first. the doctor doing the exams was the father of a 6th grader so we all kind of knew him from seeing him around our school but still didn't make it any easier.

when they came out they made jokes about the doctors grabbing their nuts and making them cough. all the 5th graders who had never had this done was scared shitless but we thought they were joking.

they weren't cold arse gloves.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 1:16 am
Posted by hypnos
Member since Dec 2009
2227 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:28 am to
Ok serious question. What is it about the way balls shake when one cougs that allows a doctor to tell if that individual has a hernia?
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25349 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:31 am to
Coughing increases intra abdominal pressure forcing the intestine through the hernia where it is palpable.

Turning head keeps my hair nice and clean
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31652 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:31 am to
We're feeling for a bulging sac (intestines) being forced down. You actually need to feel up in there and not just hold the sac.
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18588 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:38 am to
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You actually need to feel up in there and not just hold the sac.

I would feel much better if ya'll would talk about tits.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31652 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:40 am to
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You actually need to feel up in there and not just hold the sac.



I would feel much better if ya'll would talk about tits.






Then you definately don't wanna hear about milking prostates.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:41 am to
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I would feel much better if ya'll would talk about tits.


Ok. For every awesome boob you see for a breast exam you see about 1000 shitty ones
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31652 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:43 am to
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For every awesome boob you see for a breast exam you see about 1000 shitty ones

+1
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18588 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:57 am to
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Ok. For every awesome boob you see for a breast exam you see about 1000 shitty ones

IMO they still look better than a ball sack
Posted by hypnos
Member since Dec 2009
2227 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:00 am to
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Ok. For every awesome boob you see for a breast exam you see about 1000 shitty ones


Thats because you guys look at boobs for a living. If you look at them purely for pleasure, as I do, you dont see near as many bad ones.

And you guys cant complain much anyway. All three of you have attractive wives.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21227 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:11 am to
quote:

What is it about the way balls shake when one cougs that allows a doctor to tell if that individual has a hernia?


they just like to play with hanging balls.

i will not even go with the finger up my arse reasons, although the last time this happened to me it was a female PA instead of the male doctor. still didn't make it any better.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31652 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:56 am to
Makes us feel powerful.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 6:40 am to
This was an entertaining thread.

to the OB Docs.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31652 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 6:59 am to
Posted by sloopy
Member since Aug 2009
6909 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:04 am to
quote:

This was an entertaining thread. to the OB Docs.


This.

Between my fiancée and the OB, I think I know where to go when TSHTF.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28703 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:11 am to
What about legal fees for your boat?
Posted by DeepSouthSportsman
frick Bama
Member since Jul 2012
4652 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:24 am to
Yes it was
Posted by laangler21
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:27 am to
Threads like this make coming to work not so bad.

Any of you Docs want to deliver a baby tomorrow? Case of beer and fishing trip as payment.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21227 posts
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:28 am to
Day shift can contribute I know we have to have some doctors or nurses up in here when the sun is out.
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