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re: OB doctors answer my question please
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:47 am to SmackoverHawg
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:47 am to SmackoverHawg
bookmarked this thread so when the apocalypse comes I know a few doctors to allow into the groups and if I ever need medical assistance/advice I will know where to come too. 
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Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:48 am to bulldog95
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my wife is an RN in a OBGYN clinic.
Too bad if your an OBGYN doctor you can't put up a sign saying smelly, discolored, bushy, and obese vag will not be tolerated in this office.
I've got a good looking patient population, but it doesn't make up for those.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:48 am to DrTyger
People that only know me non professuonally are surprised I'm a doc. I guess a guy who cleans ducks for thanksgiving dinner, fixea evwrything around his house himself, and aint afraid of sweat or dirt is outside their expectaions. And those that know me professionally are surprised that I'm from LA. Lost all my accent years ago.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:50 am to bulldog95
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Too bad if your an OBGYN doctor you can't put up a sign saying smelly, discolored, bushy, and obese vag will not be tolerated in this office.
I have to say. Docs that do this kind of work earn every penny. If I had to do this all day long I would probably be queer as a $3 bill.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:50 am to SmackoverHawg
Do me a favor and delete that quote not sure I should have his name up.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:51 am to Bleeding purple
Another funny thing that shows you looks can be deceiving, a buddy of mine saw a video of me from back in me singing days. He came up to me and said the whole, "Didn't know you could sing" business. I told him I could sing anything. I'm wearing cammo hat and some sort of gun t shirt, so he thinks he's gonna be a smartass and tells me to sing Andrea Bocelli. Little does he know, that's one of my favorite classical artists. I not only sand one of his songs, but in perfect Italian. 
Ok, maybe not perfect.
Ok, maybe not perfect.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:51 am to SmackoverHawg
0 musical talent here. 
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 12:53 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:52 am to hypnos
I had to do sports physicals today for one of the local schools. I handle more balls than madonna and elton john combined. Gotta do another school next wed. 
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:52 am to SmackoverHawg
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I can drink alot,but I have fallen out of boats several times.
Well, if you've spent enough time in them under enough influence of intoxicants, it's bound to happen.
The good stories though are when it doesn't.
I earned mine in the Gulf with four foot seas, completely, utterly, ALMOST blackout drunk. To the point my fellow crew put clothes pins on my toes while I was passed out below. But I had to pee. So without noticing my new appendages, I got back up on deck, went to the leeward side, always keeping one hand for myself clinging to some rigging and managed to pee with my clothshanger toes over the toe rail into the gulf while taking green water over the bow up to my waste like a professional.
I then went back below and continued with my nap.
My shipmates were and still are deeply amused by that performance.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:53 am to SmackoverHawg
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I handle more balls than madonna and elton john combined.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:54 am to SmackoverHawg
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sports physicals today
you wore the cold arse gloves? cough boy.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:55 am to Nascar Fan
Did those mass physucals in residency. We did 1000 or so kids a day with 4 residents .
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 12:56 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:55 am to SmackoverHawg
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handle more balls than madonna and elton john combined. Gotta do another school next wed.
in some places and situations that will get you 10-15.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 12:56 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 12:59 am to Bleeding purple
The best part with those is when the kid's dad didn't warn them what was gonna happen. Oh, the look of shock is priceless. 
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:03 am to DrTyger
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The best part with those is when the kid's dad didn't warn them what was gonna happen. Oh, the look of shock is priceless.
I had one that was about in tears. I told him to drop'em for the hernia check and he did. Then turned around and grabbed his ankles.
I told him that I don't know who did his last physical but mine won't nearly be as bad.Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:04 am to DrTyger
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The best part with those is when the kid's dad didn't warn them what was gonna happen. Oh, the look of shock is priceless.
not funny. Not funny at all. If I ever meet one of you guys in person remind me to tell you a funny story about this involving a team mate and a female doctor. Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:05 am to DrTyger
We did these in the not so great areas of huston. Scared lil white kids who what ask "what?" , overconfident hispanics that would hide shyness by only pulling their sack throgh their zipper while clutching there dong, and boisterous black kids with tats and STDs at 14 who would drop everything to the floor and walk out with their dicks still hanging out.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:08 am to Bleeding purple
I always like the "are you gay" question when you check 'em. My nurses assured them I am not. 
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:14 am to SmackoverHawg
Only go that question once. My response was, "would you feel better if I was?" Dead silence after that.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:14 am to SmackoverHawg
News some humor next wed? Do a hernia check and mumble "uh huh, I see" then turn and feverishly scribble on a pad of paper. Then as if you had forgotten he is there look up and say " oh I'm sorry, everything is normal" next!
The roller coaster of emotions on their face is hilarious.
The roller coaster of emotions on their face is hilarious.
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