re: I'm back F#$kers! (Updated w/ new pics) Happy NY

is going on in here.

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A guy who takes being a braggart to a level even I can't fathom.

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They say that the guys that make all the money and get all the pussy dont talk about it. I have found that it is a pretty reliable rule.

I just dont understand why? No one really gives a shite. At all. Even the tales of charity events are told with an agenda of self promotion.

Agreed...

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jorconalx

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Speaking of small penises...

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If you didnt know... theres some you cant catch twice

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If those frickers down there knew your lineage you would never be able to go outside after dark

A lot of people getting their jimmies rustled up in here, but this is kinda what it used to be like in the OB glory days. Gotta learn just to roll with it every now and again.

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Serious question. From the people that have actually met you before, you seem to be a very nice, generous, genuine guy. Why do you feel like you need to be so different here?

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I started on the OT. And like most Razorback fans I am an expert angler. My OT persona carried over and I was universally hated here initially. After figuring out it was a pretty good crew, I'd break character from time to time and especially in the late night threads. And it went from there. Those that know me, as you see, expected nothing less of me in my "return". I'm a natural born entertainer, class clown etc. Just as Scruffy only speaks in third person on the OT. I'm the a-hole. I have to put on the nice face all day and sometimes it's therapeutic to be a dick. Being a dickhole is my medicine.

Check my other posts, expect when I was fricking with Bawsepuss, I don't recall being an arse. Some took one of my post in Fish's thread the wrong way, but see his daughters response as well as others. I know Fish was good with my story and he wouldn't expect anything less from me in this thread. He knew I wasn't an arse from the beginning as our relationship began in a late night discussion when he was in the hospital.

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They say that the guys that make all the money and get all the pussy dont talk about it. I have found that it is a pretty reliable rule.

I just dont understand why? No one really gives a shite. At all. Even the tales of charity events are told with an agenda of self promotion.

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I don't remember telling any tales about the auction other than for those that know me and have asked on our back channel or texts about the pirogue. Yeah...we got our own group for the VIPs.

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I got a pocket knife and a set of rockers for the front porch. I guess it takes a little more to make some people happy than others...

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Nah. I'd be fine in my little cabin in the woods. Nothing I enjoy more than hunting, fishing, drinking beer, working on my equipment, good friends, good food and of course...good sex. I like primitive camping. It's the wife that needs the toilet and fancy shite like that. But she's pretty badass too.