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re: Getting checked by green jeans on the water

Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:33 am to
Posted by bootlegger
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:33 am to
I got stopped this past Saturday by a Sheriff vessel with two coast guard on board with him. Checked me for papers, vests, whistle/horn, fire extinguisher, driver's license, and asked specifically about my throwable flotation device. I guess they were particularly interested in my boat because I don't have my numbers on the side yet (waiting for them to come in the mail). Didn't say a thing about my buddies and their beers, but they could see none of us were belligerent.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20615 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:44 am to
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what is this "throwable" you speak of?


A type 4 pfd.. Like a ring or one of those square ones that people sit on most the time.

Flares are only required if the body of water you're on is over 2miles wide at its narrowest point.

Eta:
Also the "beer limit" on a boat is a complete fabrication. There is NO limit to the amount that of beers you can have in a boat, you can also drive while operating a boat, just can't be drunk.

This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 11:04 am
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
18452 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:47 am to
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what is this "throwable" you speak of? ive never gotten asked for one.


A throwable life preserver is not like a life jacket. It is typically a floating ring "life ring" that can be thrown some distance to a man overboard.



I think they are only required on vessels over 26'. Don't quote me, though.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5327 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:56 am to
quote:

There is one limit to the amount that of beers you can have in a boat, you can also drive while operating a boat, just can't be drunk.


i don't normally call out people for their typos, but in the context of your comment it was too much to pass up. hitting the sauce a little early this week?
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5327 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:58 am to
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then he asks which were blue and which were green wings




i can just see myself trying to explain this one to a game warden: "uh, the green-winged teal are the ones with.... green.... wings??"
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:01 am to
I'm rarely checked

I rarely fish populated waters

Vehicle traffic stops on the roadway law enforcment always runs the plate. From my experience GJ just pulls up and checks license, catch, and life jackets unless you obviously have an expired sticker on the side. I'm not stealing someone else's registration numbers. Just expiration date.

Worst case scenario, I get a citation for having expired registration.
Posted by BIG Texan
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
1727 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:04 am to
Don't forget their Ace in the hole, throwable floatation and it has to say that.
Finally got one after two tickets.
Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4222 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:05 am to
Never knew of this nor never got checked for it.
quote:

A throwable life preserver is not like a life jacket. It is typically a floating ring "life ring" that can be thrown some distance to a man overboard.

Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4222 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:09 am to
quote:


i can just see myself trying to explain this one to a game warden: "uh, the green-winged teal are the ones with.... green.... wings??"


honestly didnt have a witty comeback for it. we were too shocked at the moment. i went sit in the truck, my hunting buddy says after they got it sorted out which were blue and which were green, the guy asked how many drakes and how many hens....
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:11 am to
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throwable floatation and it has to say that
Pretty ridiculous, IMO. Why not just throw them a life jacket?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57012 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:12 am to
every time(non fishing), its license, life jackets, and throwable
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
18452 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:59 am to
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Why not just throw them a life jacket?


Because life jackets are not made to be thrown and will only fly a short distance in comparison to a throwable ring.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:01 am to
Gotcha.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20615 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:09 am to
quote:



i don't normally call out people for their typos, but in the context of your comment it was too much to pass up. hitting the sauce a little early this week?



haha...edited

quote:

throwable floatation and it has to say that


Yeah, if you look at the tag or on the back of it, if it qualifies, it will say "TYPE IV THROWABLE PFD." A lot of people get caught up thinking that its just a seat cushion and think the pull up ones on their boat count, and unless it says those words on it, it doesn't.

But You would have to be a dick to him, or he a dick period for you to get an actual ticket for it.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20615 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Vehicle traffic stops on the roadway law enforcment always runs the plate. From my experience GJ just pulls up and checks license, catch, and life jackets unless you obviously have an expired sticker on the side. I'm not stealing someone else's registration numbers. Just expiration date.


Its up to the agent, like I said, I always ran the numbers as I pulled up. Some do, some don't.

However, in all 100% no bullshite honesty, if you're a cop you'll just get told to sort it out and be on your way.
Posted by DanTiger
Somewhere in Luziana
Member since Sep 2004
9480 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 12:34 pm to
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It's called nystagmus. It's the involuntary jerking of the eyes while in motion. When your eyes move back and forth following the stimulus they will twitch involuntarily.


They will at least when they get past the point where you can see in the corner of the eye. I have only ever met one person that could pass this test while drunk.
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
7330 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:26 pm to
I've also heard that the throwable needs to be readily accessable... arguably not buried in a hatch somewhere...

I keep one handy dandy in my a net just above the driver under the t-top.

If someone actually fell in, it would be a good thing to have handy.
Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4222 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

I've also heard that the throwable needs to be readily accessable... arguably not buried in a hatch somewhere...


got stopped on my jetski when i was a 16 year old, mouthed off to the GW and was threatened with a ticket for not having my fire extenguisher accessible because it was under my seat.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 2:08 pm to
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However, in all 100% no bullshite honesty, if you're a cop you'll just get told to sort it out and be on your way


I might try a name drop or two but would never use my profession for favoritism.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57012 posts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

I've also heard that the throwable needs to be readily accessable...


some states it must be withing arms reach of someone, not in a compartment
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