re: Funniest most redneck word/phrase you've heard at the camp

Me: What yall doing?

The river rat: Just hanging out like a gut shot squirrel

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Drunker than 9 shoe enthusiasts in a Buick.

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you win the internets

hotter than they hinges of hell.....

"If brains were electricity, you couldn't light a firefly's arse"

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Something tells me

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you're probably accurate in this assessment

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"Colder than a witches tits"

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in a brass bra

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wop biscuits

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from an old Jerry Clower joke. He said when the housewives, in his neighborhood, quit making homemade biscuits it sounded like a young war every morning with all the wop, wop, wop going on with them opening biscuits.

'Roughing it', as in camping.

So poor hadda jack the dog off to feed the cat!

Back when I was in high school I worked at a feed and seed store. We had this kid named Aaron that worked there and he was supposed to lock up after the owner counted up the money and left. He was a good guy and hardworker but clumsy and forgetful. This warehouse of a store had 12 doors you had to lock and he closed the store on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Well he was always forgetting to close some of the side doors and one night he forgot to lock the front door and a bunch of shite got stolen.

Me "Didnt Aaron close up shop last night?"

Boss "That sumbitch couldnt close an umbrella"

One of those you had to be there moments but I frickin lost it.