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re: Funniest most redneck word/phrase you've heard at the camp
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:48 am to B&TCoonhound
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:48 am to B&TCoonhound
"I'm as Fricked up as a Soup Sandwich"
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Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:51 am to oleyeller
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oleyeller
One time we were mud riding down at the Amite River in some big arse trucks and we were riding in the back holding onto the light bar. We rounded a blind curb and there stood two bar skanks/river rats wearing daisy dukes,each holding a minimum 3 packs of Marlboro reds. They just froze there and we almost hit them. They see my padnuh driving had his woman with him so they proceed to walk around to the back of the truck and see us in the back.
"You'z boys got ole ladies?" they proclaimed with rotten teeth and cigs hanging from theit tattered,dried up lips.
"Why yes the frick we do"
They tried to jump up in the truck as we sped off slinging mud all over them
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:53 am to meauxjeaux2
Dick harder than woodpecker lips.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:57 am to meauxjeaux2
"Well slap me naked and steal my drawers"
Similar to ill be damned
Similar to ill be damned
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:58 am to Rod Farva
these all are some pretty new ones. Surprised nobody has had any opossum sayings or well digger.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:59 am to meauxjeaux2
"stick with me and I'll have you wearing diamonds the size of horse turds"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:01 am to meauxjeaux2
Cold as a well digger's arse in Montana.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:08 am to meauxjeaux2
Also heard "you smell what i'm steppin in?" meaning "you get what i'm saying"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:09 am to Rod Farva
Old dude here at the office says "Colder than a witches tits"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:09 am to tenfoe
My dick is hard as times in '29.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:40 am to meauxjeaux2
"Higher than giraffe pussy"
My dad regularly uses "more fricked up than a football bat"
My dad regularly uses "more fricked up than a football bat"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:45 am to LSUballs
quote:
Old fart walks into the camp. Another old fart says "damn Bo, you getting fat". Bo rubs his belly and says "it's all dick". Old fart fires back "well you shouldn't be eating so many of them sumbitches
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:46 am to Polar Pop
Look like a bunch of monkeys frickin a football
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:46 am to meauxjeaux2
"That ground is harder than a preacher's dick"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:49 am to Rod Farva
"Mr. Pops 84 year old pow pow, youre getting a gut on you old man"
"Its cinderella belly, it all turns to dick at midnight"
"Its cinderella belly, it all turns to dick at midnight"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:51 am to Polar Pop
Posted on 11/21/13 at 10:02 am to meauxjeaux2
It's hotter than a fresh fricked fox in a forest fire
Posted on 11/21/13 at 10:03 am to Jed Zeppelin
quote:
My dick is hard as times in '29.
Mine's harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Drunker than 9 shoe enthusiasts in a Buick.
Drunker than the whole Sioux tribe.
You boys could frick up a two-car funeral.
You boys could frick up a soup sandwich.
You boys could tear up an anvil with a rubber mallet.
If brains was gunpowder, you boys couldn't blow your nose.
Happier than a two-dicked dog.
Sadder than a broke-dick dog.
The list goes on. And on. I used to hunt with some serious old rednecks.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 10:07 am to dpark
quote:..two rats fricking in a wool sock.
It's hotter than
Posted on 11/21/13 at 10:22 am to AlxTgr
Talking about the soil quality on the neighbors farm:
"I dont believe a feller could raise a hard on sitting on a sack of fertilizer."
"I dont believe a feller could raise a hard on sitting on a sack of fertilizer."
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