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re: Embarrassing / Humorous Hunting / Fishing Stories
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:48 pm to Slickback
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:48 pm to Slickback
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We did that to a guy at one of our old camps. He shot the frick out of it though.
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We told him to make sure he's ready when we drop him off because we always jump deer walking to the stand. We dropped him off and not 30 seconds later, "BANG."
that's funny! i don't know how i restrained myself from shooting, but i did.
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Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:50 pm to Lil Man
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Your uncle walked through the woods with a mount during rifle season or put it out there before your hunt?
We wrapped an orange vest around the antlers when we did it. We also had about 5 guys walking through the woods with it, so you'd have to be pretty stupid to shoot at it.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:51 pm to Slickback
We were night fishing for schooling bass on Toledo Bend. I was using an H & H, the bass came up and I tried to cast. My arm stopped about halfway and I couldn't move it forward. I turned around and saw I had hooked my cousin in the cheek with both hooks.
Two guys in our camp constantly pranked each other. One put a pair of coveralls in the other's stand with a stick coming out like it was someone shooting. He could here his buddy yelling and cussing at the dummy and hollering. The next night he put wires connected to a 4-wheeler battery in his bed.
Two guys in our camp constantly pranked each other. One put a pair of coveralls in the other's stand with a stick coming out like it was someone shooting. He could here his buddy yelling and cussing at the dummy and hollering. The next night he put wires connected to a 4-wheeler battery in his bed.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:59 pm to lsumeyers
had to tell club chief that i bent his rail on the ladder stand cause i was climbing over the rail, not underneath it. His frickind oyster sack shite draped down was aggravating as frick and always caught on my bag and shite so i started climbing over the entire mother fricker. Put too much weight on it one time.
Then we had saggy rail rest of season at one of the best spots.
Then we had saggy rail rest of season at one of the best spots.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 2:10 pm to Chad504boy
I was about 9 and squirrel hunting with my Mawmaw one day. We were walking back to the 3 wheeler, and I was kicking bushes because I was upset I had only gotten 2 or 3 squirrels. I reach back to kick a bush and see a BIG rattlesnake (ended up being 5'8" without the head) coiled up right in the middle, my Mawmaw had already walked past without seeing it. I tell her about it, and she tells me I'm going to have to shoot it because she can't see it (still don't know whether that was true or not). I loaded my crack barrel .410 with buck shot and proceded to shoot it to knock it out the bush, and then again to shoot his head off (was taking no chances). We tie some hunting tape to its tail, drag it to the 3 wheeler, and throw it in a deer corn feed sack. Keep in mind this is a fresh kill and still kicking. Get to the house, where I proceed to yell "Pawpaw! Come quick! We got a hole sack full of them!" Just then, the game warden steps out from behind the truck and asks me, "You got a whole sack full of what son?" Panicked, I proceed to dump the bag at his feet. To this day I have never seen anyone jump so high, run so fast, or string that many curse words together. 
Posted on 12/2/10 at 2:40 pm to Ole Geauxt
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I pull a couple of Goober stunts every year.. The last one happened a few weeks ago when I shot a deer with my bow, but it hit kinda far back. I put the bow back on the hanger and noticed that I had forgotten to untie my "pullup" rope about 2 hours earlier.. Arrows tend to fly different when you have a 25 ft. rope attached to one of the limbs...
I did the same thing. Except when I drew back on the nanny the rope caused my string to come off track and my bow to explode in my hand. Scared the shite out of me.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 2:46 pm to LSUballs
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Except when I drew back on the nanny the rope caused my string to come off track and my bow to explode in my hand.
Know a guy who is blind in his right eye because his bow broke with it drawn and a piece hit his eye.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 2:52 pm to LSUballs
One time I was hunting the edge of a fresh cutover in my old climber, which was a death trap to begin with. I had tied my pull rope to my gun and climbed maybe 25-30 feet up in this tree. Once I got up there I tried to pull my gun up but somehow the butt of the gun had gotten wedged under another limb on the ground. I pulled quite a bit trying to wiggle it out from under there. Scared I'd knock the scope out of sight I had to climb back down to retrieve my gun.
As a small child a remember my dad having an old yamaha 3wheeler. Probably a 185 or something. I cant remember. Anyway, we were on the back side of our land when it fouled a plug so my dad had to push it back with me sitting on it steering. I might have been 5 or 6 at the time. Just before you get back to the camp you have to cross a creek, which is usually not a problem since we have a big culvert and its filled in nicely. Problem is that the side we're on is about 10 highter than the side the camp is on. Dad asked me to steer it straight and ride down the embankment. Sure no problem right? Just keep it straight. As soon as the bike starts down the embankment I take a hard left turn right into the creek. After he found out I was ok, I just remember the desperation in his voice saying "Dont tell your mother"
As a small child a remember my dad having an old yamaha 3wheeler. Probably a 185 or something. I cant remember. Anyway, we were on the back side of our land when it fouled a plug so my dad had to push it back with me sitting on it steering. I might have been 5 or 6 at the time. Just before you get back to the camp you have to cross a creek, which is usually not a problem since we have a big culvert and its filled in nicely. Problem is that the side we're on is about 10 highter than the side the camp is on. Dad asked me to steer it straight and ride down the embankment. Sure no problem right? Just keep it straight. As soon as the bike starts down the embankment I take a hard left turn right into the creek. After he found out I was ok, I just remember the desperation in his voice saying "Dont tell your mother"
Posted on 12/2/10 at 3:16 pm to 4X4DEMON
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"Dont tell your mother"
I always laugh thinking of the multiple times my father told me that.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 4:58 pm to C
Fishing in the mountains of North Carolina along a bank with a lot of overhanging trees. Of course, I cast and it goes over a limb about 15 feet past the bank, and of course, a bass hits it. So I have no option but to pull the bass out and hope I can jerk it over the limb and onto the bank. So here's this bass hanging in the air, and Mr. CT sees it and says WTF? a-hole starts laughing and starts walking my way, so I yank the fish over the limb and it flies about 40 mph past his head. LOL He still tells everyone about that. Jerk.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 5:08 pm to Lil Man
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...launching my boat at Cocodrie once and couldn't figure out why it wasn't floating off the trailer. Took me about 5 min and my bumper almost in the water to figure out i left the tiedowns on.
You're not alone with that one. Same thing happened to me the first year I got my first boat.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 7:27 pm to Catahoula
funny stories guys, keep em comin!
One time we were fishing out of grand isle, and my buddy gets a sizeable shark on the line. He usually brings his glock along for such occasions. I take the rod and he goes to shoot it in the head. What are the chances that he misses the shark completely and hits the line instead? Yep. So long shark!
One time we were fishing out of grand isle, and my buddy gets a sizeable shark on the line. He usually brings his glock along for such occasions. I take the rod and he goes to shoot it in the head. What are the chances that he misses the shark completely and hits the line instead? Yep. So long shark!
Posted on 12/2/10 at 7:35 pm to indytiger
there are better ways to get sharks off the line than killing them
Posted on 12/2/10 at 7:48 pm to indytiger
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Posted on 12/2/10 at 8:38 pm to notanalt
when i was 18 me and my dad woke up and headed to the blinds. he drops me off and leaves. about 10 min later still kinda dark group 5 came in on me. when they landed on the watter i shot and dropped 3 of them.by the end of the hunt i had dropped about 9 ducks bc my dad wasnt doin good. dad comes pick me up ask me how many i said 9 grey. pull up to the first 3 i shot and they were all female hooded mergansers.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 9:00 pm to notanalt
duck hunting one pretty cold morning in venice, we tied off the go devil and took off in individual pirogues just going find a nice spot in the grass
about 30 minutes into the hunt, that cup of coffee is cutting backflips in my stomach and i know i gotta shite
i try to stand up in that mud, sinking by the second, trying to pull my waders down and figure out how i'm gonna shite without shitting on the back of my waders as well as figure out what i was gonna wipe with
in the middle of this, i try to let out a little fart to ease the pressure and all hell broke loose inside my waders
i had to paddle back to the godevil in my own shite filled waders, get on the boat, finish shitting off the side of the boat in about 35 degree weather and then dipping my waders into the water trying to rinse shite out of them while my buddies are hunting a couple hundred yards away yelling all kinds of shite at me
about 30 minutes into the hunt, that cup of coffee is cutting backflips in my stomach and i know i gotta shite
i try to stand up in that mud, sinking by the second, trying to pull my waders down and figure out how i'm gonna shite without shitting on the back of my waders as well as figure out what i was gonna wipe with
in the middle of this, i try to let out a little fart to ease the pressure and all hell broke loose inside my waders
i had to paddle back to the godevil in my own shite filled waders, get on the boat, finish shitting off the side of the boat in about 35 degree weather and then dipping my waders into the water trying to rinse shite out of them while my buddies are hunting a couple hundred yards away yelling all kinds of shite at me
Posted on 12/2/10 at 10:38 pm to Lil Man
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There was a line at the launch so i was in a hurry and forgot.
I have frikin lines at the launch. This makes me so damn nervous.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 10:46 pm to Croacka
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in the middle of this, i try to let out a little fart to ease the pressure and all hell broke loose inside my waders
That's damn funny right therePosted on 12/2/10 at 11:32 pm to Croacka
That my friend is a classic shite story. I laughed for 10 minutes!
Posted on 12/3/10 at 6:58 am to lsumeyers
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lsumeyers
quote:It was fairly embarassing the day I walked shirtless, down the hall of the hospital (Liberty, Tx, I think,) with one of those dang H & H's clankiing, banging, and hanging out of my shoulder..
H & H
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