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re: Your favorite excuses to show up to work late.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:15 pm to Richard Grayson
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:15 pm to Richard Grayson
On the off chance I am running late for work, I just text my boss and let her know I'm running late. She never asks for an excuse. Over the summer she did call me one time ask why I wasn't at work and I had to remind her I just started my vacation. She apologized and then apologized again when I went back to work a week later.
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Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:16 pm to Richard Grayson
Had to go save my son from a wildebeest stampede after he was tricked by my a-hole brother to play in the canyon.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:18 pm to HoustonChick86
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This is why working from home is the best.
This + being an exempt employee is the best. As long as you get all your shite done and make necessary meetings, hours don’t really matter.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:20 pm to Richard Grayson
had to take a shite on my way there and couldn't hold it
we've all been there.
we've all been there.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:20 pm to Kafka
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How long has he been at ULL?
Summa cum laude baw
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:45 pm to Richard Grayson
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I also like to change my tire to a spare the night before. Then when I roll into work late I just tell them I had a flat.
I think I’d rather be on time than change a tire (twice, right?).
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:55 pm to Richard Grayson
We ain’t running a school here. Get it done and no one gives a damn when you get there
Posted on 10/5/22 at 10:07 pm to Richard Grayson
Having young kids was one of the greatest ways of getting out of stuff. We used to exagerate the truth to make excuses. Now I realize everyone could call my bluff. Now, its reasons so far off the map they couldnt be made up, have to be true.
Ive been late twice this week because my 6yo lost shoes. Literally had to go to Walmart before dropping off at school. TWICE IN TWO DAYS.
Ive been late twice this week because my 6yo lost shoes. Literally had to go to Walmart before dropping off at school. TWICE IN TWO DAYS.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 10:09 pm to Langland
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I had to take a shite.
Rookie move. I go early and shite at work then leave early.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:09 pm to Richard Grayson
That I'm stoned
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:33 pm to Richard Grayson
Always use a double excuse... I'm constipated and some fat girl is stalking me.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:43 pm to Richard Grayson
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Your favorite excuses to show up to work late
"I'm quiet-quitting."
This post was edited on 10/5/22 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 10/6/22 at 6:37 am to Richard Grayson
I'm often 5-10 minutes late, but am able to slip in without being noticed.
Ultimately, I don't feel bad about being a little late since it has 0 effect on my productivity.
Ultimately, I don't feel bad about being a little late since it has 0 effect on my productivity.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 6:39 am to Richard Grayson
Imagine having to tell your boss you’re late to work
Posted on 10/6/22 at 6:41 am to Richard Grayson
Sorry I'm late. I was busy trying to come up with an excuse to call in sick.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 7:13 am to Richard Grayson
Anal glaucoma…couldn’t see my arse coming into work
Posted on 10/6/22 at 7:18 am to Richard Grayson
i got a little too stoned so i needed to get a coffee to level out
Posted on 10/6/22 at 7:34 am to Ham And Glass
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count on one hand...."
You, Shutterspeed, are courteous and respectful. On-timers make the world operate as it should.
My job is a necessity, but it's not time critical. Being time critical sounds almost like shift work. No thanks.
I use sick leave or regular leave if I will be significantly late, or I just work later.
Posted on 10/6/22 at 7:38 am to Richard Grayson
Didn't feel like coming in earlier.
Being self-employed is great.
Being self-employed is great.
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