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re: Yougov polling: % of men who sit down to urinate, by nation

Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:45 am to
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5548 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:45 am to
At 2 am I sit. Otherwise I stand.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82708 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:47 am to
Matt Mascona sits down to pee
Posted by caill430
Da Dirty Dell
Member since Jul 2005
1312 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:47 am to
Also looks like a ranking of alcohol consumption. Too drunk to stand and pee in a toilet.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16585 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:52 am to
quote:

At 2 am I sit. Otherwise I stand.


Exactly. I am a hard sleeper, if I have to get up to pee im usually still half asleep and dont want to pee on the wall or floor. I also dont want to turn the light on.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10840 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Looks like % of males who got the vax to me


I can’t imagine the insecurity of people who are offended by other men making personal decisions that have no effect on others…..or the idiots that take their health care advice from politicians.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3347 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:06 am to
What about the men who use a stall to piss when there are open urinals.


Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
44002 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:13 am to
quote:

do at home usually. Makes less of a mess and dont worry about splatter. Also i enjoy the cold seat on my arse in the summer.

Another great troll post

Well done tigerdroppings on Saturday morning.



Don't know why you think it is a troll post, I do the same in the morning when I first wake up. When half awake my aim isn't the best.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60311 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:16 am to
quote:

I sit for middle of the night pisses and when I feel a suspicious fart.



Same….I don’t like to turn the light on when I piss at night and got tired of waking up to find that I had pissed all over the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Started sitting down to piss at night and the problem is solved.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13833 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:17 am to
Sometimes I sit down to poop, but only urine only comes out. Where do I lie in the percentages?
Posted by BigJman
Member since May 2021
505 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:18 am to
India has to be approaching 0% in this one
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17803 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:20 am to
When you take a shite, you pee sitting down anyway.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78816 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:33 am to
Only when I'm too drunk to stand up.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Don't know why you think it is a troll post, I do the same in the morning when I first wake up. When half awake my aim isn't the best.

Because there’s no way grown men legitimately do what those two posts said? lol

I guess three now with your posts.

The OT troll level is 100 this morning.
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 11:51 am
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
44705 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

you still have to pull your dick out and hold it sitting down or risk pissing all over.
Not if your dick rests in the toilet water.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68875 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:03 pm to
We get it baw, your entire masculine identity is tied to how you take a leak.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62252 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:03 pm to
I bet at least some of those "men" are actually women pretending to be men.
Posted by Yaz 8
Member since Jun 2020
1325 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:11 pm to
I sit at home, scroll my phone and enjoy the peace and quiet away from my family.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16987 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:15 pm to
I mean if I have to go number three I’ll be sitting down.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17392 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:17 pm to
They need to do this poll but # of men who shite standing up
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22849 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:18 pm to
The sissification of men is alarming
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