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re: You know you’re old when…
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:56 am to Jimbojambojumbo
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:56 am to Jimbojambojumbo
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When you put on a pair of New Balance sneakers and from that point forward, you never wear another brand.
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Posted on 10/7/24 at 1:03 pm to gumbo2176
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It only gets worse. You're lucky if you only get up once. I get to sleep around midnight and I can tell you when it's 3 a.m.-----that's the time for the first trip. Second one is at 5:30 and time to get up and drink coffee so I can smell up the bathroom at 6:30.
Yep…. that’s my exact same schedule.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 1:14 pm to Traveler
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When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
What you talking about? I found them attractive when I was in my teens and twenties.
And in grade school… Mrs.Felis gym teacher …. Oh yea!!!!!
Posted on 10/7/24 at 2:21 pm to Alyosha
Get off my lawn!
Posted on 10/7/24 at 2:35 pm to fallguy_1978
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You and your wife still fart in front of each other? Maybe it’s taking a toll on her sex drive.
Not sure who bumped this thread, but I guess this comment still applies.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 2:48 pm to Alyosha
Your doctor prescribes flowmax for your weak urine stream and one of the side effects, reduced amount of ejaculate kicks in and you don't even care.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 3:14 pm to WaterSplashesBack
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flowmax
Same thing with Alfuzosin (Uroxatral).
Posted on 10/7/24 at 3:45 pm to George Dickel
When dining out you ask them to turn the music down and the A/C off
This post was edited on 10/7/24 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:27 pm to Alyosha
When you walk out the front door in your underwear and don't care who sees you
Posted on 11/16/24 at 8:47 pm to oldtrucker
Grocery shopping on Saturday nights because it’s empty.
Posted on 11/16/24 at 8:50 pm to oldtrucker
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When you walk out the front door in your underwear and don't care who sees you
I’ve been doing this since college.
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:40 pm to DR93Berlin
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When you lie back in the bathtub and your nutz float up to the surface
As my uncle Carl use to say, it's over when your nutz float like a bar of ivory soap.
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:46 pm to Alyosha
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You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
Too true. I blame them for putting those comfy recliners in all the theatres.
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:46 pm to Alyosha
When all the Strippers say" "You need to meet my Mom, she's hot."
This post was edited on 11/16/24 at 9:55 pm
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:47 pm to Alyosha
When you see people working for your company who were even born yet when you were hired.
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:50 pm to Darth_Vader
Darth, we have a few people here that weren't even born when a some of us started posting on TD.
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:52 pm to Traveler
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Darth, we have a few people here that weren't even born when a some of us started posting on TD.
Truth. BTW, right after I posted that, I noticed this was an old bumped thread. I looked back to see if I replied to it back then. Turns out I did…
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When you’ve worked at the same company long enough that a good portion of the workforce there wasn’t alive yet when you started.
Posted on 11/16/24 at 10:33 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 11/16/24 at 10:47 pm to Alyosha
When somebody asks if you're alright and you realize you've been grunting in pain when you move.
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