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re: You have to give a speech to your former lovers: what would you talk about?

Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by BobABooey
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Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:29 pm to
"I've gathered you all here today to determine whether exposure to chloroform had any long term effects on the human body."
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:31 pm to
REMEMBER THE ALTOIDS!!!!
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:56 pm to
If you took all the girls I knew when I was single
And brought them all together for one night
I know they'd never match
my sweet imagination
Everything looks worse in black and white
This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 11:02 pm
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:02 pm to
I hope it's a big room










































Because I banged some fat arse bitches
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:07 pm to
Anybody down for anal again
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:09 pm to
Well. I assume you've all banged other dudes.


So.........




Were they bigger than me?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40368 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:24 pm to
An hour?
I ain't that interested in most of 'em.





I would be kinda curious to know the exact number, though.


Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:28 pm to
How I stole this question from the Kannell Russellio (sp?) Show off ESPN.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

What would you talk about?



Whatever your mom and sister want to talk about.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

You're throwing a banquet to everyone you've slept with and/or had a relationship with. The only people who are attending are you, the people you were with in the past and the catering staff. You have to give a 1 hour speech to these people you have history with. The speech could be about anything.

What would you talk about?
This depends on whether or not they get to respond to anything I say.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:00 am to
Windshield man has it! Ha ha ha... Need a big room for all the fat bitches in college. But none of them were fat when we went to bed.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7414 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:04 am to
If you are going with an implausible scenario, you might as well start ranking them.

Then, whoever is in the Top 5, can deal with the hatred of the others, deflecting hate for you-- if there is one thing women love to hate more than the man that dropped them, it is another woman whom was preferred to them.
Posted by MikeyFL
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:05 am to
"As you all can now tell, I'm still working on Lithuania, South Korea, Argentina, and New Zealand..."
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:37 am to
I'd line em all up and then say:

Dear 2-3, I knew your body, but I didn't know my own that well. 4-11, explain to 2-3 that I did eventually learn that going until we are both raw is foolish.

12-14 my bad for being an emotional wreck about 1 when she started getting the d again.

Wife: I'm not sure who all of these women are.





Closing statement: while I wore a condom with all of you, I raw dogged everyone in here.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68432 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:40 am to
quote:

I'd apologize to her. Tell her how much I love and miss her.




What if she screwed the entire Redskins Offensive Line while y'all were together. You wouldn't have the urge to beat her senseless?
Posted by Comatose Kal Drago
The Reach
Member since Jan 2016
41 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 7:10 am to
So to be fair shouldn't #1 only have to stay for the first 30 seconds of the speech?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68432 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 7:13 am to
quote:

Well. I assume you've all banged other dudes.


So.........




Were they bigger than me?




Their arse holes weren't.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72825 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 7:19 am to
Show them pictures of all my stuff and let them know im an OT baller
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 7:26 am to
quote:

What would you talk about?


How shitty your threads are....
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34545 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 7:27 am to
I would discuss how the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. And I would discuss, citing specific examples.

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