re: You have to give a speech to your former lovers: what would you talk about?

Posted by PsychTiger

Member since Jul 2004

110700 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:30 pm to QuietTiger

Now you're getting a bit too wordy.

Posted by stinkdawg

Savannah, smoking by the gas cans

Member since Aug 2014

4072 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:02 pm to trom83

My speech would be " Hello Ladies. Do you remember me? 'Cause I don't remember you."
Then I would reintroduce myself. Damn I love alcohol.

Posted by zmanthetigerfan

Prairieville, LA

Member since Oct 2015

889 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:05 pm to trom83

I'm sorry for everything I put you all through. I don't do anymore drugs..

...but I don't do any less! Then I'd secks them all one last time.

Posted by trom83

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2013

4724 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:11 pm to zmanthetigerfan

Or give your top 10 list and make them feel real awkward lol

Posted by FelicianaTigerfan

Comanche County

Member since Aug 2009

26059 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:12 pm to trom83

Some of Yall were hot

Some of Yall werent and I'm ashamed

You are all exes for a reason so take a look in the mirror and find your flaws

Then Id spend 59 minutes talking about how much better off I am. And hunting

Posted by Ellis Dee

G-Lane aka Pakistan

Member since Nov 2013

7125 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:14 pm to trom83

frick you all

Posted by rebeloke

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:20 pm to trom83

Is this what my threads feel like? God forgive me.

Posted by trom83

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2013

4724 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:33 pm to FelicianaTigerfan

quote:
Then Id spend 59 minutes talking about how much better off I am. And hunting

this

Posted by colorchangintiger

Dan Carlin

Member since Nov 2005

30979 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:34 pm to trom83

I would tell the ugly ones to leave.

Posted by UHTiger

Member since Jan 2007

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Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:46 pm to trom83

Is my wife going to be there?

Posted by UHTiger

Member since Jan 2007

5231 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:47 pm to Ellis Dee

quote:
fricked you all

Fify

Posted by SurfTide

San Diego, CA

Member since Nov 2015

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Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:51 pm to trom83

"Did you guys know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams?"

Posted by trom83

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2013

4724 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:55 pm to UHTiger

Yes

Posted by East Coast Band

Member since Nov 2010

67002 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:03 pm to trom83

quote:
What would you talk about?

Dang, yall all got fat since I last saw you. Plus, you've haven't aged too well.
Well, have a nice life, bye!

Posted by casualobserver

Baton Rouge

Member since Oct 2011

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Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:11 pm to trom83

I'd apologize to my right hand for cheating with my left...

Posted by stinkdawg

Savannah, smoking by the gas cans

Member since Aug 2014

4072 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:11 pm to East Coast Band

quote:
Dang, yall all got fat since I last saw you. Plus, you've haven't aged too well.
Well, have a nice life, bye!

I remember my last high school reunion. My buddy was talking to our homecoming queen and I heard "You were so fine! What happened?!"

This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 10:18 pm

Posted by Arkla Missy

Ark-La-Miss

Member since Jan 2013

10288 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:16 pm to trom83

I detest the word "lover" and can honestly say I have never spoken or written that word, except this instant, in any context in my entire life. Truly, any other word, even slang term, however crass, vile, or socially unacceptable, sounds better to me.

Posted by InfantryDawg

Valhalla

Member since Oct 2013

1777 posts

Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:22 pm to trom83

I would go Sam Kinison on them.