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re: You come home to someone screwimg your wife

Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:13 pm to
Posted by Erebus
Member since Jan 2019
574 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:13 pm to
Certainly kill him in front of her, reciting our marriage vows throughout the rutual Maybe toss his severed head in her lap or something if their relationship was more than physical. Most likely would not kill her.

Wtf man what kind of question is this?
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33272 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:14 pm to
Easily take out cell phone and video the scene.....preferably unnoticed.

Then, walk outside, return making sufficient racket that I’m heard and confront them as they scurry about.

I’m not doing anything that could put me in prison........work smart
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:18 pm to
I go slap him on the arse and whisper in his ear "watch out for this one, she's a cheater".
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26729 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:18 pm to
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How do you even begin a conversation with her after something like that?

"so... how's her pussy taste?"
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 7:19 pm
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
35156 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

Take a few pics then go see a lawyer


You really need this bc your testimony that you personally witnessed on its own isnt going to get it. Even a spouse admitting on the stand *may not* be evidence enough for a judge. The allegation can be and has been abused by colluding spouses....to achieve an immediate divorce for instance.
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 7:21 pm
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:21 pm to
You think there a person in this world that could forgive something like this?
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3706 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Do you fight him, shoot him, start crying or shut the door and pretend you did not see them


shoot them

FIFY
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133582 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:23 pm to
Take pictures, Lock my bank account, call my lawyer and kick them out of the house. Then change the locks.


Not worth losing your freedom over something that’s dead and gone anyway
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128064 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:24 pm to
Why would I do anything to him? He owes me nothing.

She’s the cheating whore.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:25 pm to
I probably go OJ Simpson on them.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
35156 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

You think there a person in this world that could forgive something like this?


Moi? Which part?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:25 pm to
I tell them to get the frick out of my home and tell the wife that she needs to go apartment hunting in the morning.

If I was married. Which I'm not.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138204 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:25 pm to
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wife
well that's never going to happen
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:25 pm to
I pull down my pants and yell, "now I KNOW you dont have a headache!"
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 7:26 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:26 pm to
Take video for court.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

You really need this bc your testimony that you personally witnessed on its own isnt going to get it. Even a spouse admitting on the stand *may not* be evidence enough for a judge. The allegation can be and has been abused by colluding spouses....to achieve an immediate divorce for instance


My bud installed gps tracking on his wife’s car. He knew where she was every time and had PI as well. His story of perseverance and planning throughout that period of his life is nothing short of genius. His divorce settlement would make goldennugget feel sympathy for his ex wife.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:28 pm to
Walking in on that.

Not many people could forgive that and move on.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:29 pm to
Does proof of infidelity really matter? I see this type of advice whenever anyone talks about a cheating spouse, but I've also seen that it isn't a factor or even necessarily admissible in divorce proceedings, depending on jurisdiction I guess. Maybe it matters in a court of public opinion sort of way.
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 7:30 pm
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:29 pm to
Hmm who says it’s a him? Maybe it’s her best girl friend and they’re going at it with strap ons. I ditch the strap ons and join in.
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 7:30 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103158 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:30 pm to
Get my pistol, cock it, and tell Jody to GTFO.
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