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re: You baws need to check your ole ladies before they head to WM

Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45340 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:37 pm to
That front left wheel looks out of whack. I mean...that shite could drive you to drink.

On a positive note...her shoes match her outfit.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9351 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:38 pm to
May be some good pussy under that belly.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52912 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:39 pm to
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

May be some good pussy under that belly.


Even if you get past the belly you know its buried beneath a bear skin rug.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106129 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:44 pm to
I thought you meant West Monroe. Would have worked too.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76218 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:54 pm to
Not all side boob is created equal.

quote:


Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14502 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:57 pm to
That’s where she hides the steaks.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21330 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:00 pm to
She would make some pretty good sausage.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21961 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:16 pm to
Hey that’s my mom. I told her don’t be wearing them stupid looking shoes out.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47776 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:25 pm to
That poor lady has The Furniture disease.

Her chest fell into her drawers.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20417 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:28 pm to
How does she get her shorts buttoned? How does that work? Do she have to lay on her back? Haul the belly out of the way and then button with one hand? So many questions.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

Drink a 12 pack and check in later


I think even my wasted arse would know something's wrong if you have to lift up a giant flap of skin to find the hole.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

How does she get her shorts buttoned? How does that work? Do she have to lay on her back? Haul the belly out of the way and then button with one hand? So many questions.

I'm betting those things aren't buttoned
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47776 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

How does she get her shorts buttoned? How does that work? Do she have to lay on her back? Haul the belly out of the way and then button with one hand? So many questions.


She lays on her back and uses both hands to lift the belly. The oldest available grandchild is responsible for buttoning the shorts.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52912 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:33 pm to
That’s definitely some powerful elastic voodoo going on
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:35 pm to
People that big just usually wear 3XL stretch pants and a 4XL tweety bird tshirt.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52912 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:36 pm to
And I thank them for it
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12900 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:36 pm to
Oh Buzz....WOOF!
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2987 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:42 pm to
Those poor shoes, at least she’s got them locked in 4wd knowing that it’ll be an adventure figuring out how many 2 liters she can fit in that basket.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52912 posts
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:42 pm to
This post is art
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