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re: You baws need to check your ole ladies before they head to WM
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:37 pm to The Truth 34
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:37 pm to The Truth 34
That front left wheel looks out of whack. I mean...that shite could drive you to drink.
On a positive note...her shoes match her outfit.
On a positive note...her shoes match her outfit.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:38 pm to The Truth 34
May be some good pussy under that belly.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:43 pm to HogBalls
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May be some good pussy under that belly.
Even if you get past the belly you know its buried beneath a bear skin rug.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:44 pm to The Truth 34
I thought you meant West Monroe. Would have worked too.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:54 pm to The Truth 34
Not all side boob is created equal.
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Posted on 5/14/20 at 8:57 pm to The Truth 34
That’s where she hides the steaks.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:00 pm to WhoDatNC
She would make some pretty good sausage.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:16 pm to The Truth 34
Hey that’s my mom. I told her don’t be wearing them stupid looking shoes out.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:25 pm to The Truth 34
That poor lady has The Furniture disease.
Her chest fell into her drawers.
Her chest fell into her drawers.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:28 pm to Hangit
How does she get her shorts buttoned? How does that work? Do she have to lay on her back? Haul the belly out of the way and then button with one hand? So many questions.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:28 pm to Simmesport
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Drink a 12 pack and check in later
I think even my wasted arse would know something's wrong if you have to lift up a giant flap of skin to find the hole.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:30 pm to jbgleason
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How does she get her shorts buttoned? How does that work? Do she have to lay on her back? Haul the belly out of the way and then button with one hand? So many questions.
I'm betting those things aren't buttoned
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:33 pm to jbgleason
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How does she get her shorts buttoned? How does that work? Do she have to lay on her back? Haul the belly out of the way and then button with one hand? So many questions.
She lays on her back and uses both hands to lift the belly. The oldest available grandchild is responsible for buttoning the shorts.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:33 pm to fallguy_1978
That’s definitely some powerful elastic voodoo going on
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:35 pm to Sun God
People that big just usually wear 3XL stretch pants and a 4XL tweety bird tshirt.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:36 pm to fallguy_1978
And I thank them for it
Posted on 5/14/20 at 9:42 pm to The Truth 34
Those poor shoes, at least she’s got them locked in 4wd knowing that it’ll be an adventure figuring out how many 2 liters she can fit in that basket.
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