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re: Yo mamma is so fat...
Posted on 2/27/16 at 4:59 am to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 2/27/16 at 4:59 am to Nado Jenkins83
Yo mama so black when she gets out the car the oil light come on.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 5:11 am to Street Hawk
Yo momma is so fat she masturbates to the food network.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:03 am to Street Hawk
Per my 5 year old nephew "she broke the stairway to heaven" I asked if he knew who led Zeppelin was he said "no" I busted out lol
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:06 am to Gorilla Ball
Your mama is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway with a steamroller
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:22 am to Street Hawk
Yo momma so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:29 am to putt23
Yo mama so dumb I seen her in the library studying for a piss test.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:32 am to Street Hawk
You momma is so fat that she makes Louisiana's budget crisis look small.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:47 am to Gen Satterfield
Yo momma so fat when she went out to east the waiter gave her the menu and she gave it right back and said looks good i will take it.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:08 am to Street Hawk
when she wears a yellow rain coat kids try to board her
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:12 am to Street Hawk
When she goes to a restaurant, instead of giving her a menu they give her an estimate
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:36 am to Street Hawk
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This post was edited on 2/15/21 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:43 am to ClarkGriswold
Yo momma so fat... she can't fit through the new driving lanes in Eunice.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:49 am to Street Hawk
Yo mamma is so fat... I had to roll over 3 times before I fell off.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:00 am to Street Hawk
I don't have a mom.........me and my dad share yours.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:14 am to Street Hawk
Yo momma stinks so bad...she put Secret deodorant on, and it told on her.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:32 am to Street Hawk
.... Dracula got type 2 diabetes from biting her.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:40 am to RemyLeBeau
Your Mom is so old, Jesus is in her yearbook.
Your Mom is so fat, her diet is Slim Slow
Your Mom is so fat, her diet is Slim Slow
Posted on 2/27/16 at 5:09 pm to lsusteve1
Your momma is so fat that when she has sex, the dude slaps her thigh and rides the wave in.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 2:30 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Your mama is so dyslexic that she went to the YMCA to watch their Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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