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re: Yo mamma is so fat...

Posted on 2/27/16 at 4:59 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 4:59 am to
Yo mama so black when she gets out the car the oil light come on.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5652 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 5:11 am to
Yo momma is so fat she masturbates to the food network.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az
Member since Feb 2006
12817 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:03 am to
Per my 5 year old nephew "she broke the stairway to heaven" I asked if he knew who led Zeppelin was he said "no" I busted out lol
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:06 am to
Your mama is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway with a steamroller
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5202 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:22 am to
Yo momma so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:29 am to
Yo mama so dumb I seen her in the library studying for a piss test.
Posted by Gen Satterfield
Texarkana
Member since Feb 2016
239 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:32 am to
You momma is so fat that she makes Louisiana's budget crisis look small.
Posted by FISH N TIGER
South Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
1165 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:47 am to
Yo momma so fat when she went out to east the waiter gave her the menu and she gave it right back and said looks good i will take it.
Posted by 756
Member since Sep 2004
15764 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:08 am to
when she wears a yellow rain coat kids try to board her
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9272 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:12 am to
When she goes to a restaurant, instead of giving her a menu they give her an estimate
Posted by ClarkGriswold
Member since Oct 2005
588 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:36 am to
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This post was edited on 2/15/21 at 8:23 pm
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
9761 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:43 am to
Yo momma so fat... she can't fit through the new driving lanes in Eunice.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:49 am to
Yo mamma is so fat... I had to roll over 3 times before I fell off.
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12389 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:00 am to
I don't have a mom.........me and my dad share yours.
Posted by drobis1
Madisonville
Member since Nov 2008
108 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:14 am to
Yo momma stinks so bad...she put Secret deodorant on, and it told on her.
Posted by RemyLeBeau
Member since Mar 2015
1813 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:32 am to
.... Dracula got type 2 diabetes from biting her.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
46295 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:40 am to
Your Mom is so old, Jesus is in her yearbook.

Your Mom is so fat, her diet is Slim Slow
Posted by JBM210
Member since Dec 2010
3192 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 5:09 pm to
Your momma is so fat that when she has sex, the dude slaps her thigh and rides the wave in.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45329 posts
Posted on 2/28/16 at 2:30 pm to
Your mama is so dyslexic that she went to the YMCA to watch their Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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