re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

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Wife’s cousin #2 and her husband: she’s a blue hair leftist that’s into cosplay and her husband is a full blown literal communist. He’s also very near sighted and sits around holding his phone about 3 inches from his face. His table manners are just above those of a starving dog.

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Wife’s aunt and her son: she’s like 92 yrs old and has zero filter. She’s reached the age where she will tell you exactly what’s on her mind.

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As for me, my plan is to eat good food, chill out, avoid drama, and watch football.

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Mrs. Vader and I just arrived at my MIL’s house. No one else is here yet except my 15 yr old daughter who’s been here since Tuesday helping her Meme put up Christmas decorations. So far they have 5 of the nine Christmas trees up with each room decorated in the same theme as the tree. My wife’s aunt also lives with my MIL (they’re both widows in their 70s). She is apt to say something to spark some arguments and hurt feelings.

We’re waiting on the following to arrive:

Wife’s cousin #1 and her husband: pretty normal folks other than being pure narcissists. Oddly enough they’re brining their own turkey and dressing even though my MIL has made both and is known for how good her Thanksgiving food always is.

Wife’s cousin #2 and her husband: she’s a blue hair leftist that’s into cosplay and her husband is a full blown literal communist. He’s also very near sighted and sits around holding his phone about 3 inches from his face. His table manners are just above those of a starving dog.

Wife’s aunt and her son: she’s like 92 yrs old and has zero filter. She’s reached the age where she will tell you exactly what’s on her mind. And she’s virtually deaf so she’ll say it very loudly. I look for some fireworks between her and the communist. Her son is mostly a normal guy but rather quiet. Though he could say something to offend the communist.

My wife’s aunt and her daughter. The aunt is in her late 70s and loves three things: gambling, cigarettes, and booze. The daughter is crazy and a raging drug addict. I don’t see them staying too long as they cannot drink, smoke, or do drugs while here. There could also be fireworks between these two and the elderly aunt.

My son and his girlfriend. I’m looking forward to seeing my son. It seems things are getting serious between him and his girlfriend, who my wife and I both really like. I’m expecting a proposal will be coming in the not to distant future. I’m ready for that. I want grand babies.

As for me, my plan is to eat good food, chill out, avoid drama, and watch football.

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It’s always an issue with them showing up way too early since they have nothing else to do, so I even padded the time a little.
At 11:00 they come rolling up and instead of parking in the driveway like a normal person would think to do, my dad drives into the middle of my front yard.

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What if your friend or family has their own dog who does not like other dogs, or has cats that freak out?

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do we have the same parents?

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Are you the breakfast in bed BIL from the Christmas thread?

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