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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:11 am to
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:11 am to
Sounds like he’s upset that ol’ baw alpha’d him in his own house on Christmas Eve
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:37 am to
And then sleeps with dudes sister.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7076 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:40 am to
I'd have started the mower right outside his fricking window.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112013 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:58 am to
There's always shitshow potential, but things are normally chill at the in-laws.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35579 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:00 am to
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I'd have started the mower right outside his fricking window.

Why? Who cares if the dude sleeps?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
31922 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:01 am to
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Let's roll! Watching last night's episode of of moonshiners, about to fire up the smoker....
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:02 am to
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Why? Who cares if the dude sleeps? 

He made bacon. Bacon trumps all
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77690 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:08 am to
Thanks. I recall the votes ran 10:1 against the bitching poster and his tossing the food out of spite.

quote:

He made bacon. Bacon trumps all
Not when you can sleep in, have your wife make it for you later and avoid that crying poster.
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 7:09 am
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:14 am to
I got one for today. Wife's grandmother invited some assholes over for Thanksgiving. Said assholes owe me lots of money and years ago I had it out with the mother of these assholes. They are not related to wife or her grandmother.

Well Grandmother tells us Tuesday that she is having trash over for Thanksgiving. So my wife tells her ok well we aren't coming. Grandmother then yells at my wife and tries to put a guilt trip on her.

Grandmother doesn't know that we were coming over to tell her that we are pregnant. Instead she can enjoy her Thanksgiving with those other assholes.

Here's the best part. The main guy in all this owes me money because he got caught smoking meth and I was his lawyer. He owes me over 5 grand. I don't really even care about the money I just am not gonna spend my time around trashy meth heads.
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 7:15 am
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:14 am to
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mainly for the smartass commentary following the pigicide!


Pigicide when you’ve got hamicide staring you right in the face?
Posted by SpartyGator
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:15 am to
Reserved
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21934 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:16 am to
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Here's the best part. The main guy in all this owes me money because he got caught smoking meth and I was his lawyer.



You should post the baby news on Facebook to spite the grandma
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2974 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:17 am to
Congrats to you and your wife. Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35579 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:17 am to
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You should post the baby news on Facebook to spite the grandma

Tell all of the other women in the family first. That should get her going.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77690 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:17 am to
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 that we are pregnant
No, you're not.

quote:

Here's the best part. The main guy in all this owes me money because he got caught smoking meth and I was his lawyer. He owes me over 5 grand
Oh, I was surprised by this happy ending
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
17991 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:24 am to
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You should post the baby news on Facebook to spite the grandma


I said the same thing. She's the last family member that we haven't told and she's always on Facebook. frick that mean old bitch.
Posted by ABucks11
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
1232 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:32 am to
Power went out at 6:30am. We have all electric appliances and on well water. Might just start drinking and eating raw Turkey
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:37 am to
Well you sound like a narcissistic dick that’s bitching.

My wife is sick but it’s keeping me up and will be a long day tomorrow. Poor me!

I’m extremely charming but I fricking hate narcissists like you.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:38 am to
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I’m extremely charming but I fricking hate narcissists like you.

Hi grandma
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41295 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 8:06 am to
stfu bella
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