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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:11 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:11 am to pioneerbasketball
Sounds like he’s upset that ol’ baw alpha’d him in his own house on Christmas Eve
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:37 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
And then sleeps with dudes sister.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:40 am to pioneerbasketball
I'd have started the mower right outside his fricking window.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:58 am to pioneerbasketball
There's always shitshow potential, but things are normally chill at the in-laws.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:00 am to thegreatboudini
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I'd have started the mower right outside his fricking window.
Why? Who cares if the dude sleeps?
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:01 am to udtiger
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Let's roll! Watching last night's episode of of moonshiners, about to fire up the smoker....
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:02 am to Indefatigable
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Why? Who cares if the dude sleeps?
He made bacon. Bacon trumps all
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:08 am to pioneerbasketball
Thanks. I recall the votes ran 10:1 against the bitching poster and his tossing the food out of spite.
quote:Not when you can sleep in, have your wife make it for you later and avoid that crying poster.
He made bacon. Bacon trumps all
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 7:09 am
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:14 am to pioneerbasketball
I got one for today. Wife's grandmother invited some assholes over for Thanksgiving. Said assholes owe me lots of money and years ago I had it out with the mother of these assholes. They are not related to wife or her grandmother.
Well Grandmother tells us Tuesday that she is having trash over for Thanksgiving. So my wife tells her ok well we aren't coming. Grandmother then yells at my wife and tries to put a guilt trip on her.
Grandmother doesn't know that we were coming over to tell her that we are pregnant. Instead she can enjoy her Thanksgiving with those other assholes.
Here's the best part. The main guy in all this owes me money because he got caught smoking meth and I was his lawyer. He owes me over 5 grand. I don't really even care about the money I just am not gonna spend my time around trashy meth heads.
Well Grandmother tells us Tuesday that she is having trash over for Thanksgiving. So my wife tells her ok well we aren't coming. Grandmother then yells at my wife and tries to put a guilt trip on her.
Grandmother doesn't know that we were coming over to tell her that we are pregnant. Instead she can enjoy her Thanksgiving with those other assholes.
Here's the best part. The main guy in all this owes me money because he got caught smoking meth and I was his lawyer. He owes me over 5 grand. I don't really even care about the money I just am not gonna spend my time around trashy meth heads.
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 7:15 am
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:14 am to reveille
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mainly for the smartass commentary following the pigicide!
Pigicide when you’ve got hamicide staring you right in the face?
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:16 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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Here's the best part. The main guy in all this owes me money because he got caught smoking meth and I was his lawyer.
You should post the baby news on Facebook to spite the grandma
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:17 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Congrats to you and your wife. Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:17 am to Proximo
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You should post the baby news on Facebook to spite the grandma
Tell all of the other women in the family first. That should get her going.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:17 am to SECSolomonGrundy
quote:No, you're not.
that we are pregnant
quote:Oh, I was surprised by this happy ending
Here's the best part. The main guy in all this owes me money because he got caught smoking meth and I was his lawyer. He owes me over 5 grand
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:24 am to Proximo
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You should post the baby news on Facebook to spite the grandma
I said the same thing. She's the last family member that we haven't told and she's always on Facebook. frick that mean old bitch.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:32 am to pioneerbasketball
Power went out at 6:30am. We have all electric appliances and on well water. Might just start drinking and eating raw Turkey
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:37 am to thekid
Well you sound like a narcissistic dick that’s bitching.
My wife is sick but it’s keeping me up and will be a long day tomorrow. Poor me!
I’m extremely charming but I fricking hate narcissists like you.
My wife is sick but it’s keeping me up and will be a long day tomorrow. Poor me!
I’m extremely charming but I fricking hate narcissists like you.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:38 am to Realityintheface
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I’m extremely charming but I fricking hate narcissists like you.
Hi grandma
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