re: Y'all hear the one about the drunk blonde hanging from the ceiling at F & M's Patio Bar

Her Mom and Dad must be very proud.

this her? (Emma1)

or this one, (Emma2)

That piece of plywood covering that pool table has seen some shite.

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I wonder if she has Acute Pancreatitis.

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I brought my wife to the ER. An hour later the Dr comes out and says “ You’re wife has acute angina. “
I punched him in the face and said “ What are you looking at that for? I brought her in for chest pains !! “ :rimshot:

I lol, because at a local bar they would let drunk women dance on the bar tops. I always told my buddy, don't ever let this chick named Jenny get up there, she will fall.

So they go down there one night and she gets drunk, gets on bar top, dances, and ends up falling on her face.

So every time i see one of these it reminds of that dumbass falling. If they would of given odds on her falling, i would of laid 1/9. And when i talked to the Manager, he told me that she was the only one who had fallen off the bar since they started doing it. LOL

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I'm not sure how she isn't paralyzed

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I wonder what she would say when people asked how she ended up in the chair?

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32.2 ft/sec^2

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Come the frick on. You can’t go all science and not go metric. It’s 9.8m/s^2. Let’s not be troglodytes.