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re: Write my excuse for me.

Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:59 am to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133387 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 11:59 am to
Just tell her you got a better offer....
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14871 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:06 pm to
You whacked the monkey 'til your dick bled.....thinking about her..
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 12:10 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77493 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:15 pm to
You'll feel better by tonight. Don't cancel unless you're still sick. If she asks why, tell her you're hungover, what's the big deal? I thought it was women who played games.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119864 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:18 pm to
Ate bad Oysters at lunch and they made you sick.. So you can't go?
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88409 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:19 pm to
Your excuse should be you're too lazy to chug water all day to make yourself feel perfectly fine.

If you're too lazy to get over your hangover, you don't really care about seeing her. If you don't care about see her, you don't need us to help you with an excuse. If you don't need us to help you with an excuse, you don't need to be starting threads.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70212 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:43 pm to
I'm scared of girls.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31976 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

made out a little.


What are you a 12 year old prepubescent lesbian?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119864 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:50 pm to
Seriously, if you start things out with a lie then there is no point is going further. Just be honest.

"Hey, I really want to spend time with you, but last night hit me a little harder than I expected. Can we reschedule to maybe tomorrow? If you really want to go tonight, I am in, but I am just asking if there is a chance we can reschedule"
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18118 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:46 pm to
Where the motherfricking pics??????

3 pages?

WTF OT???
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:57 pm to
She’s thinking of her excuse to turn you down today as well.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22442 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Whats a decent excuse? Just something came up, sorry?



Tell her the truth.

You tried to be with a woman, but it's just not for you. You like men and you're not switching teams.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72555 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

She was with a friend and couldn't come back to my rental house, but we made plans for tonight.
Sounds like her rapey radar has you on the screen.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41622 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 6:22 pm to
Did OP decide on homosexuality or he grow a pair?
Posted by Dingeaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5649 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 9:01 am to
what's the update on this story?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77493 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:03 pm to
Update?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18295 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:16 pm to
OP is in his therapy session after talking to a girl. Give him time
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13108 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:21 pm to
Allude to your longstanding STD.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125346 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

Write my excuse for me.
Tell her you really look forward to getting together. Then ask her to pick up some duct tape and flex cuffs on the way to your house.
This post was edited on 7/3/18 at 8:25 pm
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10657 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:43 pm to
just tell her you're not feeling well and you will meet up with her tomorrow. Invite her over for a beach day tomorrow.


Why all the down votes? So many jealous haters on this board that can't dance or pick up a chick.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77493 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:48 pm to
This was last weekend. We want to know if he pussed out because of a widdle headache.
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