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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:16 am to Triple Bogey
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A year is not hard if you can still fap.
Bingo.
And to steal from Seinfeld, I am a sexual camel.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:17 am to trillhog
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on the flip side i think if you don't have sex for a year, your wang might not work anymore, you don't use it you lose it.
Using your wording of the OP, I can have sex and win the Masters or choose to not have sex and not win the Masters.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:18 am to CootDisCootDat
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I'd rather play in the Masters, never win, and bang other golfers hot wives...a la Dustin Johnson, while in Augusta.
In that case, both trillhog, and 03 are smarter than you... and that is scary.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:19 am to TH03
quote:
Which is why I edited and said derp.
Fine, but you know we can't let you off the hook. Its not in our nature.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:21 am to LSU alum wannabe
you aren't allowed to rub one out, you have to walk around with that feeling all year
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:25 am to trillhog
Is the no sex clause effective immediately? Or can I lay some pipe on my Masters Victory Tour? Because being the winner of that tournament you would drown in pussy.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:27 am to trillhog
I still pick winning the Masters over not having sex for a year.
It's a no brainier unless you decide to fix the question.
It's a no brainier unless you decide to fix the question.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:31 am to TH03
You must have low testostoron, or be beta
Idk if i could make it
Idk if i could make it
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:31 am to trillhog
quote:Here's your Marital Aid:
trillhog
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:33 am to trillhog
quote:or you're just retarded
You must have low testostoron, or be beta
quote:
would you rather win the Masters or go without sex for a year
I would rather win the Masters than go without sex for a year.
quote:
Idk if i could make it
The need to rape is that strong? Then pick winning the Masters instead of a sexless year.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:34 am to trillhog
Win the Masters for sure. 
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:37 am to TH03
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TH03
Im pretty sure he doesn't understand what you are patiently trying to explain. I suspect he is partially clothed and mouth-breathing.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:41 am to trillhog
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trillhog
Ref the hottie PGA wives, I was at the Par 3 contest on Wed and most of the players had their wives out there caddying. There must be a factory somewhere that produces these women. 95% of them looked identical. Tall, tanned and blonde.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:43 am to trillhog
Jokes on you. I am married and a year without sex would be a breeze. The tail you would pull with a masters win would be worth the wait.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:45 am to trillhog
I’m married, so I’d give up the 3 or 4 sexual intercourses for $1.89M. Hell, I could give her half in the divorce, start slaying me some 25 year old sloots....this is starting to sound amazing
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 10:01 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:47 am to trillhog
Regarding Fred couples and that young hot piece on that pic... I was surprised to learn that both his ex-wives have died. The first to suicide and the second to breast-cancer.
And he’s considered the most loved guy on tour so he deserves it
And he’s considered the most loved guy on tour so he deserves it
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:47 am to trillhog
Win the Masters, $2 million dollars, and lifetime exemption; or have sex 8.5 times.
Hmmmm...
Hmmmm...
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:49 am to GRTiger
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the Masters, $2 million dollars, and lifetime exemption; or have sex 8.5 times.
Subtle Viagra brag.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:55 am to trillhog
Married
So have sex five times or win $11 mill?
Man this is though.
So have sex five times or win $11 mill?
Man this is though.
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