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re: would you rather win the Masters or go without sex for a year

Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:07 am to
Posted by UpToPar
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:07 am to
I would rather win the Masters than go without sex for a year.


















You might have brain damage from being around too much chloroform.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:07 am to
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, rape aside, it's $11 million with an invite back every year among numerous other perks.


???
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:07 am to
quote:

I'm married so I will take the 11 million from winning the Masters please


Same boat here. I wouldn't be missing out on much in that year. I'd like to configure the timeline on this. I'll take the year without prior to my winning of the tournament though. You know, in order to celebrate properly.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:08 am to
Easy....win the Masters with your mom caddying for me
Posted by HuckleBearer
Beauregard Parish
Member since Dec 2017
207 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:08 am to
Win a lot of money, or be celibate? Hmmm...tough call.
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1757 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:09 am to
I’d rather play in the Masters, never win, and bang other golfers hot wives...a la Dustin Johnson, while in Augusta.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:10 am to
What are you confused about? The purse for the Masters is $11 million.

Winner gets $2 though. Derp
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 9:11 am
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:10 am to
quote:

What are you confused about? The purse for the Masters is $11 million.



Figures you'd want a purse you fricking Nancy
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:10 am to
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:11 am to
The first place finisher does not get the entire purse you idiot.

Now, what are YOU confused about?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:11 am to
purse is $11 million with $1.9 million going to the winner
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:11 am to
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What are you confused about? The purse for the Masters is $11 million.


The field splits the purse. The winner gets around $2M
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:12 am to
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Winner gets $2 though.


I think he gets more than $2.00.

Double derp.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12113 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:12 am to
i've done one before, never the other. I'll let you guess
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:12 am to
fricking millennials
Posted by CajunsTigersSaints
Member since Jan 2015
4538 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:12 am to
Fried rice

Water


Skittles
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:13 am to
Give me your password so I can change it and you'll never be able to post again.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:13 am to
Also, I'd give up sex for life plus I'd give up the earnings from winning.

A win get's you lifetime exemptions to play every year. A win gets you a green jacket. A win gets you all-access pass to play at augusta national whenever you want.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:14 am to
Well he's emotionally fragile these last few months.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:14 am to
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Yeah, rape aside, it's $11 million with an invite back every year among numerous other perks.


11 million is the purse for the whole tournament. The winners share is usually ~1.8 million
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