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Would you rather spend 2 nights in jail or or chug 64oz of apple juice in one day
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:18 pm
I have experience in both and I find that spending 2 nights in your own jail cell is far less traumatic than what happens after you chug down 64oz of apple juice. I still get chills when I’m on the toilet seat from what happened and it still haunts me to this day. This is why I’ll never be a homosexual because I don’t want to have my colon expanded at all.
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Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:19 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Wat
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:19 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
watderfookk?
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:19 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
The frick you talking about?
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:19 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
This is content.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:20 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Jail sucks. Give me the apple juice.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:20 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
If you paced yourself with the apple juice, it wouldn’t be too bad. Probably piss every couple hours though
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:20 pm to jamboybarry
64oz of apple juice in one day is nothing. What is the matter with you?
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:20 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
ok boomer
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:20 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Jail sucks, give me the damn apple juice.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:22 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
This is why I’ll never be a homosexual because I don’t want to have my colon expanded at all.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:22 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Does Apple juice give you the shits or something? I've never had this effect
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:22 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
JFC.............. 
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:22 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:22 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
This is why I’ll never be a homosexual because I don’t want to have my colon expanded at all.
So this overrules your subtly admitted attraction to men?
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:23 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
64oz of apple juice over 24 hours is not that much.. unless I'm missing something. Does it do something weird to you?
Chug =/= one day
Chug =/= one day
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:24 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:So you chugged Apple juice and had man sex?
This is why I’ll never be a homosexual because I don’t want to have my colon expanded at all.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:24 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Does Apple juice give you the shits or something? I've never had this effect
No shite, check the expiration date next time.
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:26 pm to whit
Man I wish I had the travolta lost gif....
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:28 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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This is why I’ll never be a homosexual because I don’t want to have my colon expanded at all.
Somehow this was your reasoning for choosing jail...simply stunning
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