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re: Would you rather spend 2 nights in jail or or chug 64oz of apple juice in one day

Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
That’s like a glass of apple juice for breakfast, lunch, dinner. Wake up in the middle of the night in your own bed and drink a glass. Then have another glass for breakfast

And you would rather get your butt diddled in jail instead? This is the most subtle coming out story I’ve ever heard
Posted by Presidio
Member since Nov 2017
3060 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:35 pm to
Sounds like your got your arse worked over either way, but enjoyed it in jail more.

WTF-ever dude
This post was edited on 2/3/20 at 2:39 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14577 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:35 pm to
Don’t know how your lost?..

It’s a simple question
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:38 pm to
I drink apple juice all the time. If I'm doing yard work in the summer, I probably put down 64 ounces pretty fast without a problem.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69718 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

I drink apple juice all the time. If I'm doing yard work in the summer, I probably put down 64 ounces pretty fast without a problem.


It has a really high amount of vitamin C. I’d much rather drink apple juice than orange juice.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59347 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:04 pm to
know how I know you have never been to jail? Only a fricking moron would choose 48 hours in jail over drinking apple juice. I can't even believe I just had to type that out
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:15 pm to
Are we talking general population where I can smoke MOJO and sleep all day with my warm blanket?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31013 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:24 pm to
Split the difference. Drink one 64oz bottle of apple juice and then spend one night in jail.

Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
12014 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Don’t know how your lost?..

It’s a simple question


quote:

This is why I’ll never be a homosexual because I don’t want to have my colon expanded at all.


I'm looking for the OT...at least the one this used to be

this bs, questions about other posters crying frequency...I mean wtf is goin on around here???

post fricking less
This post was edited on 2/3/20 at 3:32 pm
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7291 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 3:45 pm to
I hate jail. Give me diarrhea for three days instead though I fail to see how a large jug of juice would cause it.
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