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Would you rather live under Hitler or Stalin?

Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:34 pm
Posted by red sox fan 13
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:34 pm
My friend and I were discussing which regime would you rather live under, as you do on a Friday night.
Hitler pros:
-Cared about his citizens and tried to help them (if you were the right kind of citizen)
-Gave Germany a good economy, built roads and gave jobs to people, made it a world power again
Hitler cons:
-Committed systematic genocide
-Started WW2- ultimately ended up completely destroying Germany, as its cities burned, and it got occupied and divided up by the enemy
Stalin pros:
-Won WW2
-Turned his country from a backwards farming country to a superpower in a very short amount of time
Stalin cons:
-Didn’t give a shite about his people- mass starved them, used meat shield tactics in the war, had people executed and sent to the gulags for made up crimes
Both suppressed free speech, had all their enemies murdered, killed millions, etc. Overall though, if I was Jewish I’d go with Stalin, if not I’d go with Hitler and pray I survive the war. If you were a pure German at least Hitler had programs in place to help you live a fulfilling life. Stalin just gave zero shits about his citizens and could have the NKVD arrest you out of thin air.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:39 pm to
Hitler. My blue eyes make up for my dark skin.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:41 pm to
Hitler. My blonde hair and blue eyes would’ve made me a shoe-in with the 3rd Reich
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:43 pm to
I’m 1/4 dreidel boy so Stalin. I do have blue eyes though.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:43 pm to
I have family members that lived under Hitler and it worked out ok for them. I think you’re much more likely to die under Stalin.

Hitler wins.
Posted by JonTigerFan11
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:44 pm to
Stalin hated Jews too. You’d be fricked either way.
This post was edited on 3/6/20 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:45 pm to
I get along with everyone so it wouldn’t matter to me.
Posted by TT9
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:46 pm to
Hitler easily, frick the Russians.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:47 pm to
That's my Walt Mr fricking sunshine,, all day every day
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:47 pm to
No doubt but less likely to become a baked matzah under his reign.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:47 pm to
I don’t think Adolph likes the obese.
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:47 pm to
Both
Posted by red sox fan 13
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:48 pm to
Yeah Stalin hated Jews but he didn’t run a genocide against them. Many of his fellow bolsheviks were Jews and they made through his reign
Posted by jennyjones
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:51 pm to
Hitler
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Would you rather live under Hitler or Stalin?
Neither

I’d rather live under Therese Johaug:

Posted by jennyjones
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Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:52 pm to
quote:


I don’t think Adolph likes the obese.


Hitler put his soldiers on meth, cocaine and steroids. You’d burn off the fat
This post was edited on 3/6/20 at 9:55 pm
Posted by 13SaintTiger
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:53 pm to
Living under Hitler’s reign is no different than living under Trump’s
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:53 pm to
Stalin weight slightly more


so I imagine if you have live underneath one of them I would go with the skinny one


Hitler
Posted by jennyjones
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Living under Hitler’s reign is no different than living under Trump’s



Bless your heart
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:55 pm to
Hopefully Biden will shut down those concentration camps on the border
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