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re: Would you rather date an incredibly tall woman or a midget?

Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:06 pm to
The tall chick. People get remembered for climbing Everest, not Monkey Hill. Of course, more people die climbing Everest than climbing Monkey Hill...

EDIT: Aw shite, did I just ruin the transformation of this into a Mo Isom thread?
This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 3:07 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27410 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

My friends tell people she was 6'5" to frick with me, but I think she was definitely about 6'2".


Friends are the worst about this.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:19 pm to
I'm 6'2 & my boyfriend is 5'9. I'm sure we look weird together, but we're both fine with it.
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2652 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

incredibly tall woman


Couldn't do it. For this reason alone...

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:30 pm to
I don't have man hands.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:32 pm to
Gimme the giant, I'm tryna make a draft pick
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:34 pm to
Midgets have fat asses. So midget for sure
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6915 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:37 pm to
Something is off with that picture. Three courses of bricks equal 8". The woman to the right of the bride is about 15 bricks shorter or 40". Even if that bridesmaid is only 5' tall, then the bride is 8'4".
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

I'm 6'2 & my boyfriend is 5'9


Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Couldn't do it. For this reason alone...




Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15641 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

her arms are really fricking long


She could give you a hand job from a different zip code
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:01 pm to
tall
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118228 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:01 pm to
Gimme the tall chick.

I don't care if she can put that Kentwood jugg in her crotch.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

She could give you a hand job from a different zip code


Posted by CosmicGas93361
Member since Feb 2013
1357 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/22/24 at 1:10 pm
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

The bride in the photo is Allyssa DeHaan, a collegiate basketball player at Michigan State University from 2006 to 2010. In real life DeHaan is very tall — 6 ft 9in


Posted by cberni1
Metry
Member since Jun 2012
543 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:09 pm to
I'm going to point out the obvious which has already been said a few times but to make it clear, the bride in this picture is "shorter" than the bride in OP picture. Some obvious photo shopping was done.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:15 pm to
I'd frick her
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9627 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:16 pm to
Tall chick no doubt. Those weird midget fingers gross me out.
Posted by CM Tiger83
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2011
739 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 4:19 pm to
Why is she holding a volleyball if she is a basketball player? And I choose the tall one.
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