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Would you rather be crucified or hung, drawn, and quartered?

Posted on 4/14/19 at 9:58 pm
Posted by pensacola
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 9:58 pm
I’m talking little “C” crucified, not the cat-o-9-tails, supersize me etc. Just your vanilla crucifiction.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 9:59 pm to
Hanged I guess. Seems the quickest
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:01 pm to
So pretty quick or three days of pain?


Hmmm.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:01 pm to
I was burned at the stake in a former life.
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:01 pm to
Hung, Drawn, Quartered seems like it would go pretty fast. At worst minutes. Crucifixion could last for days.
Posted by pensacola
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:02 pm to
“A convicted traitor was fastened to a hurdle, or wooden panel, and drawn by horse to the place of execution, where he was then hanged (almost to the point of death), emasculated, disembowelled, beheaded, and quartered (chopped into four pieces).”

Do y’all even Braveheart?
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:02 pm to
I’d like to jump in a pool and have the top of it set on fire, then I’d be swimming around looking for an opening to surface, and then as soon as I found an opening... just in time... with my last remaining supply of air, I’d swim to the top.

Just as I surface, there’s a guy standing on the edge of the pool and he punches me in the face and says “GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER”
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:07 pm to
Crucified is probably just about the worst way you can go so not that
Posted by John McClane
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:08 pm to
Hanged. If done right, pretty quick.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Hung, Drawn, Quartered seems like it would go pretty fast. At worst minutes. Crucifixion could last for days.



Yeah, they don't hang you until dead and proceed with the rest. They just hang you for a little while then stretch you out then rip you into pieces. A crucifixion is preferable
Posted by OleWar
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:10 pm to
Death by hanging is pretty humane, not sure why we can't continue to use it as a death penalty instead of all this drug nonsense.
Posted by McLemore
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:10 pm to
Well...hung
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:11 pm to
Had to look up Hung, Drawn, Quartered to see the details


1. Dragged, usually by a horse, on a wooden frame to the place where he was to be publicly put to death. This is one possible meaning of drawn.[1] A more likely meaning of drawn is the removal of the inner organs.[2]

2. Hanged by the neck for a short time or until almost dead (hanged).

3. Removed from hanging and placed on a table. Still alive, the victim was cut open in the abdomen and his intestines and sex organs removed (this is another meaning of drawn—see the reference to the Oxford English Dictionary below). The removed organs were burned in a flame, prepared close to the prisoner.[3]

4. The victim's head was cut off, and the rest of the body hacked into four parts or quarters (quartered).
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39643 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Death by hanging is pretty humane, not sure why we can't continue to use it as a death penalty instead of all this drug nonsense.
super cheap as well. Public hangings is definitely the way to go
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:11 pm to
They said you was hung?!


They was right.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:12 pm to
Hanged wasn’t an option. OP is asking about hang, drawing, and quartering which is much more brutal. Think Braveheart. It was the English punishment for treason by a non noble.
Posted by pensacola
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:12 pm to
But, you wouldn’t be well hung for long. They remove the captain and crew while you’re alive.
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:17 pm to
I'd rather be hung. Better than being hanged.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Crucifixion could last for days.

I’ve heard this, but I think the length is highly determined by the type of crucifixion and the condition of the person beforehand.

I watched a documentary where an actual doctor did experiments in crucifixion and his conclusion was the body would go into shock relatively quickly, esp if nails were used on the hands/feet. And if the person flogged beforehand then it’d be even quicker bc the flogging alone can easily be fatal due to shock and blood loss.
Posted by DarthRebel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:18 pm to
A wise man once said how he would like to die,

"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock."

That is the option I am choosing, screw your choices.
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