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re: Would you rather be crucified or hung, drawn, and quartered?

Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:18 pm to
Hanging how it’s done in the Wild West is meant to snap your neck, not strangle you. I think the hanging in hung, drawn, and quartered is meant to strangle.
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
16065 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:18 pm to
I'll take hung, prefer execution by firing squad, truth be known
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:20 pm to
How long do you think you're surviving after your head is cut off?
This post was edited on 4/14/19 at 10:21 pm
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37182 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:22 pm to
Oh well then that changes things.

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:25 pm to
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How long do you think you're surviving after your head is cut off?


A fascinating question I’ve thought about. For at least a few seconds you could probably see your own body without a head on it.
Posted by pensacola
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Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:32 pm to
The common criminals who were straight out hung would have family and friends hang on the legs to speed things up.

I’m thinking you pay someone who’s good with a slingshot a couple of pieces of silver to launch a good headshot at the start of the crucifiction.
This post was edited on 4/14/19 at 10:33 pm
Posted by tiganation337
Abbeville
Member since Jan 2019
403 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:35 pm to
not if ur neck dosent snap
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:41 pm to
Any version short of death by bunga bunga.
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:47 pm to
I would prefer being stoned to death or set on fire
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26316 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:56 pm to
Can I just opt for the guillotine?
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 11:31 pm to
How about death by Blood Eagle?

Where does that rank?

LINK
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 11:34 pm to
I’d have to imagine death by Brazen Bull has to be a more shitty way to go than those two.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4832 posts
Posted on 4/14/19 at 11:51 pm to
I don’t think you’d survive the first rib-spine disarticulation. Not in top two
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:54 am to
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don’t think you’d survive the first rib-spine disarticulation. Not in top two


Why not?

What would be fatal in cutting the ribs away and long as you didn't get into the vital organs?
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 9:55 am
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:58 am to
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 10:03 am
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1432 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:27 am to
Tough call. If I ended up on a cross I know I'd really like to be dead before the carrion birds showed up and got to work.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:28 am to
quote:

Hanging how it’s done in the Wild West is meant to snap your neck, not strangle you


Also how it was done in the 1990s. Billy Bailey-1996
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 10:29 am
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:31 am to
I'll take getting clawed to death by a bird like that guy who just got clawed to death by a bird
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:32 am to
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What would be fatal in cutting the ribs away and long as you didn't get into the vital organs?

The back would be cut open and the ribs hacked away to expose the lungs. I suppose it worked, although it’s hard to imagine anyone would stay alive, or at least stay conscious, long after the back and rib opening due to shock and blood loss.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:33 am to
quote:

I’d have to imagine death by Brazen Bull has to be a more shitty way to go than those two.


Yeah I think this might be the worst. Basically an oven.
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